Two Types of People

1. There are two types of people in the world: those who divide people into two types and those who don’t. (attributed to Robert Benchley)

2. “There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.” (Mark Twain)

3. There are two types of people in the world: those whom we are happy to see again and those whom we are happy to see go away.

4. There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can’t.

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8 thoughts on “Two Types of People”

  1. Here’s another one I found:

    “The way I see it there are two types of people. Those stupid enough to get ripped off by people selling ringtones and those sensible enough to set up ringtone selling services.”

    Dr Claire Weekes, UK

  2. Or, as one of the Baen bar denizens says: “there are 10 kinds of people in this world; those who count in binary and those who don’t!”.

  3. There are two types of people in this world: Those who are stupid and everyone else. Those who cannot understand this concept are in the first group.

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