Chestertonian Rambler has edited and modernized the story of everyone’s favorite medieval giant.
Gawain: I’m not good at anything but talking. I’ll take the honors.
Arthur: Helpful tip: Beheaded Enemies rarely have the ability to return the blow.
Gawain: Sure thing. *cuts off Green Knight’s head in a single stroke*
Green Knight’s head: Jolly good times! See you next year, at the green chapel!