And Now for Something Completely Different

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight–The Short Version!

Chestertonian Rambler has edited and modernized the story of everyone’s favorite medieval giant.

Gawain: I’m not good at anything but talking. I’ll take the honors.

Arthur: Helpful tip: Beheaded Enemies rarely have the ability to return the blow.

Gawain: Sure thing. *cuts off Green Knight’s head in a single stroke*

Green Knight’s head: Jolly good times! See you next year, at the green chapel!

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