Film review: How to Train Your Dragon



As announced last week, the other Vikings and I were on hand Saturday morning for a sneak preview of the new Disney animated flick, How to Train Your Dragon. We posed for pictures, gave away stickers and temporary tattoos to the children, and terrified people with our impassioned denunciations of horned helmets.

This was the big IMAX theater out at the Minnesota Zoo, in Apple Valley. The theater people couldn’t have been nicer, and we got in to see the film for free (I marched past the ticket takers brandishing my sword, crying, “THIS is my ticket!”).

How did I like the movie? Well, it’s complicated.

One of my companions put it well when he said, “I’d have loved this film when I was eight.” It’s a well-done and clever movie, with interesting characters, good dialogue, and outstanding visuals (we saw it in 3-D, which made it even better). If you’re thinking of taking your kids to it, I won’t tell you no. It was lots of fun, and pretty harmless.

And yet, I have objections.

And it’s not just to the horned helmets.

Actually, the horned helmets are pretty irrelevant. Historical accuracy has nothing to do with this film. It’s a fantasy film about fantasy Vikings in a fantasy world—the world of Wagnerian operas and Hagar the Horrible. The Vikings’ home, we are told, is a town called Birka. But it’s so radically unlike the historical Birka (which was a real, albeit far less geologically interesting, place) that you have to just accept it on its own terms.

No, it was the subtext that annoyed me.

My friend disliked what he saw as the typical Hollywood deprecation of strong manhood. This is another in a long line of stories where the quiet, physically less developed, more cerebral guy saves the day and gets the girl, while all the tough guys have to hang their heads in shame over their stubborn prejudice that violence has uses in the world.

I understand his feelings, although I couldn’t help identifying with the hero (whose name is “Hiccup”). I was a quiet, physically less developed, cerebral kid myself.

But my objection is, I think, related to his.

The lesson of the movie (this isn’t much of a spoiler, since it’s pretty obvious if you’ve seen the trailer) seems to be that there are no enemies, only friends we don’t understand well enough yet.

It posits a world in which everyone wants the same thing, and no one’s ends are incompatible with anyone else’s. Nobody really wants to kill anybody. We’re just conflicting with one another because we misunderstand each other.

This is very nice, but it doesn’t describe the real world. In the real world, there actually are people who want to kill us, not because they don’t understand us, but because they do understand us, and hate what they understand. And there are people on our side who know they have to kill, because they understand the other side, and know what they’re trying to do.

Also I think it’s a little self-contradictory (though no one will probably notice) that when the Vikings and dragons join forces in the end, it’s against a greater enemy, one that threatens them both.

Why didn’t they try harder to understand that enemy?

Ah well, it’s a nice movie, and I think your kids will like it. But read them the Chronicles of Narnia afterward.

0 thoughts on “Film review: How to Train Your Dragon”

  1. One of my favorite scenes in “The Incredibles” is when Helen, Violet, and Dash are hiding in the cave on Nomanisan Island, and Helen tells the kids “Remember the bad guys on the shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys aren’t like those guys. They won’t exercise restraint because you are children. They *will* kill you if they get the chance. Do *not* give them that chance.”

    She harbored no muddle-headed illusions about the enemy they faced, and she wasn’t about to delude her children about them out of a misguided fear that that might be too “harsh.”

    “The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right name.” (Chinese proverb)

  2. Hmmm. You’d think the writers could have picked somebody besides Vikings to make a point about the world being such a happy, friend-filled place.

  3. Meg, whadya mean, no teddy bears??? Just take a look at Lars! Is there anyone more cuddly, cute and lovable than him??? AND there he is with all that fur!! (Especially since he’s started to file those horns off his helmet…)

    Can you just imagine Lars and his buddies slouching around outside the IMAX, smoking butts and scaring little kids? Temporary tatoos??!! Mercy! Were these viking tatoos or Christian tatoos?? Dragging their swords along the ground/sidewalk as they shuffled on into the theater, then threatening the ticket-takers with their swords!!! My goodness, where was the law??

    (BTW, Lars, you did write a great review of this flick.)

    AND Roy, I do like what you’ve said about “The Incredibles”. One of the ways I’ve raised my kids and grandkids.

  4. Thank you very much for your review. I take it to heart. I loved that you used your viking sword to get into the movie 😉 Huzzah! well the viking equivalent…

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