I’m eating up leftover pumpkin pie from our Christmas feast, one slice a day (one more slice after tonight).
It amuses me to think back when I was a kid, when my parents sternly commanded me to finish my pie crust, including the fluted strip that sticks up and doesn’t touch the filling. I grumbled and ate it, but it seemed to spoil the pleasure of the thing.
Today I don’t mind pie crust, and would be perfectly happy to eat it. But health experts inform me it’s better to leave it behind.
So the question for me is, is there greater pleasure to be had from defying my parents posthumously, or from defying the experts?
A story my dad told me came to mind last night.
It was about one of his cousins. This cousin was the son of an uncle Dad was fond of, a fellow who owned a small earth-moving business. The uncle’s wife was a harder person to work up warm feelings for. She was a stern woman who believed The Rules Are There For a Reason. All their children rebelled—and rebelled hard—in their teenage years.
This cousin (I’ll call him Cliff) had gone to California and become a musician in a dance band.
You know about that Fundamentalist “No Dancing” rule? It was big in our church. Equal in every way to “Thou shalt not kill,” and “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Dad was closing up our house for the last time the last time he saw Cousin Cliff. It was 1979. Dad had sold the farm, and most of his possessions had been auctioned off, including the house furnishings. Mom and Dad had decided to save just a few things, and Dad was packing some of them into a pickup truck he’d just bought (a moving van had already collected the rest). The next day they would drive south to Florida for good.
As Dad was finishing the job a car pulled into the yard. The man who got out was Cousin Cliff from California. Pretty much by accident, he’d chosen just that day to come and visit.
Dad didn’t have any furniture to invite him to sit on, so they sat on the cement front step, looked out over the flat landscape, and talked a while.
Cliff told him a story about his father, who had died a few years before.
His father had taken a trip to California to visit him. Cliff had done all he could to make his father comfortable and to give him a good time.
He’d even bought him a gift—an expensive wristwatch.
His father had seemed to enjoy himself, and they had parted on good terms.
But when his dad had gone home and Cliff had gone to the guest room to clean it up, he’d found the wristwatch lying in an empty dresser drawer.
For all his good will, his dad just wasn’t able to accept an expensive gift purchased with money earned playing dance music.
It still bothered Cliff. And Dad spoke of it to me more than once, so I guess it bothered him too.
Draw what conclusions you will.