91 New Theses Opposing Modern Heresy

Earlier this year, I was going over Martin Luther’s 95 theses, and it occurred to me that many of them apply to the teachings we call the prosperity gospel. The comparison isn’t exact, of course. Prosperity teachers may be popular, but they aren’t part of the majority church as were the teachers Luther opposed. And if you remember from reading Luther’s list, he gives the Pope all due respect, suggesting that he is being misrepresented, not that he is teaching heresy himself. We can’t say that for the preachers of the prosperity gospel.

Here’s my list, taken from and based on Luther’s original–and four theses short. You see today’s Wittenberg doors on the InterWebs. They’re bronze, so we’ll have to post new theses with sticky tack. You’ll also see that several of the theses here are Luther’s own statements, taken from this translation.

No doubt, the spirit of Luther will pull me out of bed tonight, knock me in the head, and rebuke me until daybreak for pulling this stunt. I hope it doesn’t offend you and bore only some of you. Hope you continue to have a good and holy All Saint’s Day.

91 New Theses for the Modern Church

  1. When our Lord and Master, Jesus Christ, said “Repent”, He called for the entire life of believers to be one of repentance.
  2. The word cannot be properly understood as referring to living your best life now, i.e. positive thinking, as taught by some preachers.
  3. Yet its meaning is not restricted to repentance in one’s heart; for such repentance is null unless it produces outward signs in various mortifications of the flesh.
  4. As long as hatred of sinful self abides (i.e. true inward repentance) the penalty of sin abides, viz., until we enter the kingdom of heaven.
  5. Preachers of “kingdom prosperity” have neither the will nor the power to remit the penalty of sin.
  6. They cannot remit guilt, but only ignore or excuse it because original sin and Christ’s atoning work are not in their view.
  7. God never remits guilt to anyone without, at the same time, making him humbly submissive to Christ.
  8. The promises of God apply only to followers of Christ Jesus, those who have been raised to life from a spiritual stillbirth.
  9. Mere fandom for a church or preacher does not qualify anyone to be particularly blessed by the Lord of Hosts.
  10. It is a wrongful act, due to ignorance, when mere fans of a church claim statements from the Word of God as particular promises for their personal lives.
  11. When preachers encourage their followers to claim particular promises, instead of repentance, surely it would seem that tares were sown among their congregations.
  12. These preachers ignore the natural consequences of sin in this world, i.e. suffering both mild and severe.
  13. Death is the result of sin, both physical and spiritual. All of our worldly sufferings are steps on this primrose path.
  14. The Shepherd has promised to walk with His flock through the valley of the shadow of death, not completely spare them from it.
  15. Our struggle with fearing the Lord is our natural tension between trusting Him and trusting ourselves.
  16. Faith is trusting the Lord for what we cannot see and test for ourselves.
  17. The Lord does not spare us from the fleshly pain of walking where we cannot see.
  18. Scripture gives us grounds to understand that believers will suffer pain in such a way as to rely on the Lord’s grace to be able to persevere.
  19. Therefore, Scripture does not teach that God intends for His followers to increase in prosperity and health throughout their earthly lives.
  20. Moreover, Scripture does not teach that God intends for this prosperity to increase while His followers can maintain their faith with absolute confidence.
  21. Faith is a gift of the Lord.
  22. Indeed, His eternal power guards the faith of His people through Christ until the end.
  23. If our faith must be absolutely confident, without the slightest taint of human doubt, in order to move the Lord’s hand, then Christ would not have blessed the man who begged Him to help his unbelief.
  24. Moreover, we love God only because He loved us first, before the manifestation of our faith.
  25. It must therefore be that many people are deceived by that indiscriminate and high-sounding promise of worldly prosperity and health.
  26. Preachers have no divine authority to declare statements or phrases from the Word of God as particular promises for their congregations.
  27. It is certainly possible that when the money clinks in the hands of these ministers avarice and greed increase; but when the church offers intercession, all depends in the will of God.
  28. If these preachers had such authority, why do they not claim such promises on behalf of their congregations?
  29. Why do those who proclaim the kingdom prosperity of the Lord not use their own faith to bring down God’s blessing on everyone within their hearing?
  30. The teaching of God’s preferential treatment in this way denies the doctrine of humility.
  31. Indeed, many of Solomon’s proverbs commend to us righteous poverty over worldly wealth.
  32. Christ Himself taught that the rich would find difficulty entering the kingdom of heaven because of the entanglements of their wealth.
  33. We should be most carefully on our guard against those who say God intends His followers to increase in the wealth that entangles.
  34. For the favor conveyed by this prosperity is merely that which relates simply to favor of man.
  35. Scripture speaks equally of the prosperity of the righteous and the wicked.
  36. When the latter is in view, God instructs His people to remember the final judgment which comes from His righteous throne.
  37. No true wealth will be destroyed with the end of the age, so the false wealth of the wicked will burn up in time, but the true wealth of the righteous will endure forever.
  38. It is not in accordance with Christian doctrines to preach and teach that those who “enlarge their vision” of God’s favor can speak material prosperity into existence.
  39. Any Christian whatsoever, who is truly repentant, enjoys the favor of God and can be spiritual wealthy without the entanglements of riches.
  40. Any true Christian whatsoever, living or dead, participates in all the benefits of Christ and the Church; and this participation is granted to him by God on account of Christ’s atonement for him.
  41. If these preachers would extol their followers to speak and think positively, let them extol the virtues of hoping in Christ.
  42. If they would teach their followers that they will become what they believe, let them extol the humble character of Christ.
  43. If they would teach that the glory of God is on believers, let them find that glory in Christ on the cross.
  44. For if anyone would know their destiny in Christ, it is to take up their cross and follow Him.
  45. Christ Himself rejected the temptation to become king without suffering on the cross.
  46. A truly contrite and humble believer seeks and loves his Lord despite physical or worldly difficulties; whereas the very multitude of prosperity teaching dulls men’s consciences and tends to make them self-righteous.
  47. Christians should be taught that no exercise of faith for personal success or comfort is at all comparable with the works of mercy and love.
  48. Christians should be taught that one who gives to the poor, or lends to the needy, does a better action than if he gives to these preachers who promise a greater financial return.
  49. Because, by works of love, love grows and a man becomes a better man.
  50. Christians should be taught that he who sees a needy person, but passes him by although he gives money to these prosperity ministries, gains no spiritual benefit, but only incurs the wrath of God.
  51. Christians should be taught that, unless they have more than they need, they are bound to retain what is only necessary for the upkeep of their home, and should in no way squander it on the promises of greater return.
  52. Christians should be taught that the faith our Lord requires is exercised in humility and love.
  53. For Christ humbled Himself, disregarding the glory of God that was His, and in becoming man, obeyed the Father unto death on the cross.
  54. Christians should be taught that salvation is to be found in humble reliance on Christ and not on the strength of personal faith or financial success.
  55. It is vain to rely on words spoken in faith by believers more than on the grace of Almighty God.
  56. Christians should be taught that the Lord’s favor is first in great spiritual wealth, second in worldly wealth. The first is assured; the second is of the Lord’s discretion.
  57. Moreover, Christians should be taught that the Lord leads us through difficulties, e.g. poverty, etc., for our purity and to develop a reliance on Him.
  58. No claim made by even the most sincere believer will supplant the mind of God.
  59. If that were not so, then St. Paul would not have learned contentment in want, but only in plenty, and he would have delivered himself from prison with the power of his own faith.
  60. St. Paul would not have lost a ll things in order to gain Christ and be found in Him, because that would not have been God’s prosperous destiny for him, as taught by some.
Rembrandt St. Paul in Prison (1627, Stuttgart)
St. Paul in Prison, Rembrandt, 1627
  1. Those are enemies of Christ and His church who ignore the Word of God in favor of proclaiming power in personal faith.
  2. Those are enemies of Christ who teach proclaiming faith more than in Christ’s redeeming work.
  3. When God said, “My grace is sufficient for thee,” He intended all believers to find their greatest fulfillment in His benevolence.
  4. No true teacher of the word of God would proclaim the power of human faith over the sufficiency of Christ.
  5. The merits of Christ are always working grace in the inner man, and working the cross, death, and hell in the outer man.
  6. When Christ said the kingdom of heaven is for those who would become like children, He intended for all believers to live the rich life of the humble servant.
  7. St. Laurence said that the poor were the treasures of the church, but he used the term in accordance with the custom of his own time.
  8. We do not speak rashly in saying that the treasures of the church are the keys of the church and are bestowed by the merits of Christ.
  9. Indeed, to teach the treasures of kingdom prosperity is to teach a modern indulgence of greed, lust, and covetousness.
  10. The true treasure of the church is the Holy gospel of the glory and the grace of God.
  11. It is right to regard this treasure as most odious, for it makes the first to be the last.
  12. On the other hand, the treasure of “kingdom prosperity” is most acceptable, for it makes the last to be the first.
  13. Therefore the treasures of the gospel are nets which, in former times, they used to fish for men of wealth.
  14. The treasures of the modern indulgences are the nets which today they use to fish for the wealth of men.
  15. The indulgences, which the merchants extol as the greatest of favors, are seen to be, in fact, a favorite means for money-getting.
  16. Nevertheless, they are not to be compared with the grace of God and the compassion shown in the Cross.
  17. Booksellers and publishers, who profess to uphold Christ in their publications, are under great obligation to watch closely and attend carefully these teachers of their own fancies instead of the gospel.
  18. Christian publishers rightly reject any proposals from the peddlers of these modern indulgences.
  19. These peddlers are not ministers of the gospel, but prey on the poor and ignorant with high-sounding words.
  20. They teach that giving will protect them from the devourer, but they are devourers of their own followers.
  21. They repeat the words of Job’s accusers as if they came from St. Peter. They say, “Agree with God,” but misstate what God affirms.
  22. We assert the contrary, and say that the riches of Christ in the inner man is a greater wealth than anyone could gain on earth.
  23. Again: When Scripture says, “Better is a little with righteousness,” it means that some of the righteous will live in poverty, at least for a season. This is no particular curse from God, but the original curse placed on the world by sin.
  24. We affirm that God does bless with material wealth, but this is secondary to the profound wealth given to us in Christ.
  25. Christians are heirs with Christ to an eternal inheritance which moth and rust cannot destroy, like the destruction coming for the riches of earth.
  26. The riches of God’s glory are to be found in Christ, who will strengthen the inner man with his Spirit through faith.
  27. Therefore, true kingdom prosperity is not of this world, just as our Lord said His kingdom was not of this world.
  28. Away, then, with those prophets who say to Christ’s people, “Peace, peace,” where there is no peace.
  29. Hail, hail to all those prophets who say to Christ’s people, “The cross, the cross,” where there is no cross.
  30. Christians should be exhorted to be zealous to follow Christ, their Head, through penalties, deaths, and hells.
  31. And let them thus be more confident of entering heaven through many tribulations rather than through a false assurance of peace.

The Reformation in LEGO

I’ve been playing with the kids today and working on theology piece which I hope to post here soon, so while it’s still Reformation Day, let me direct you to this recreation of Luther’s Reformation acts in !!eye-poppingly realistic!! LEGO form. You will believe you are actually in Germany with these events went down.

Luther's Rose - Happy Reformation Sunday!

How To Read Moby Dick, a Book on Whaling

The pleasures of Moby Dick are more akin to the pleasures of a police procedural like CSI or NYPD Blue,” writes author and scholar Jonathan Rogers. “A better comparison, really, would be the Horatio Hornblower books or Patrick O’Brian’s Aubrey-Maturin series.”

He says Moby Dick is a book about whaling, which is the reason there are so many details about whaling in it. He notes, “The piled-on detail seems oppressive to many readers; it truly is hard to handle. But the story begins to do its work on you when you stop trying to handle it.”


Moby Dick by ~scumbugg on deviantART

"It's alive! It's alive!"



Actor T. P. Cooke portraying Frankenstein’s monster in an 1823 theatrical production.

How can I describe my emotions at this catastrophe, or how delineate the wretch whom with such infinite pains and care I had endeavored to form? His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! –Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath. His hair was a lustrous black, and flowing. His teeth of a pearly whiteness. But these luxuriances only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes, that seemed almost of the same color as the dun white sockets in which they were set, his shriveled complexion and straight black lips.

Mary Shelley, Frankenstein; or, the Modern Prometheus, 1818.

I probably won’t be posting tomorrow, as I have a thing going on in the evening. Silver bullets to shoot, stakes to drive through hearts, you know the sort of thing.

Dead Man's Footsteps, by Peter James


I read and reviewed one of Peter James’ earlier Det. Supt. Roy Grace novels, Dead Simple, several years back, and gave it a middling grade.
But I unwittingly downloaded the Kindle version of another one, Dead Man’s Footsteps, recently, and enjoyed it very much. I thought the characters were better developed here, and Superintendent Grace’s (to me) regrettable interest in psychic evidence only got a passing mention.
The story involves several seemingly unconnected threads, which duly come together in the end, as the real identities of various characters are gradually revealed (with some red herrings thrown in for the fun of it). Supt. Grace is called out to a construction site in his city of Brighton, where a skeleton has been discovered in an old storm drain. Several indications lead him to believe that it might be the remains of his beloved first wife Sandy, who disappeared, as if into thin air, some years ago. Meanwhile a woman is caught in an elevator in her high rise, spending more than a day in terror, unable to send an alarm or use the emergency phone. And we flash back to the morning of September 11, 2001, as a shady Englishman in Manhattan heads for a fateful meeting in the World Trade Center.
The story is long and convoluted, but that’s more a feature than a bug; there are a lot of puzzles here for the reader to work out. And this time the characters were pretty interesting, at least to me. And the story ended with a surprise neat enough to give me a little chill.
Recommended. Cautions for language, adult themes, and a steamy sex scene.

And now I aspire to a nap

What a strange day. I was very low and very high within a few hours, and all through the mediation of the Internet. This whole thing would have been inconceivable just 20 years ago.

First, though, the weekend report. My big project was my annual ceremony of seeking out and repairing cracks in the retaining wall on the west side of my property, so it doesn’t rain chips down onto my neighbor’s driveway, or give way altogether in small landslide. The neighbor and I have discussed replacing the whole thing, but that awaits the Day When My Ship Comes In. A movie deal would do it.

I knew ahead of time that the work would leave me walking like Walter Brennan on the old Real McCoys TV series, which most of you are too young to remember. Which is just the sort of thing Grandpa McCoy would have said himself, except that he would have said it about Vaudeville or nickelodeon shows.

The other big accomplishment of the weekend was submitting my first research paper for my grad school class. Worked hard trying to master the APA style, and had to cut out half my text after I realized I’d forgotten to make it double spaced. I’ve often had people (some of them with doctorates) tell me they can’t imagine writing a novel. I for my part have a hard time imagining writing a doctoral thesis.

So I hobble into work today and check the grad school web access page, and find that my instructor has critiqued my paper, but not given me any grade points. I took that to mean I’d failed the assignment, and so plunged into Stygian depression. I have to maintain a B average to stay in school. All that was over now, I thought. I was done. Bound for unemployment and life on the street.

Then I e-mailed the instructor, asking her to explain. She e-mailed back that she just hadn’t assigned grades yet.

OK. Never mind, then.

And then I get a plug from John Wilson at Christianity Today’s Books & Culture podcast (see below). That’s like a bucket list thing for me. All my life, Christianity Today has been the standard of intellectual respectability in the evangelical world. And I made it! In a way.

My grandmother would have been so proud. Though I’d have to explain to her what the Internet and podcasts are.

Then we could commiserate about our stiff joints.

Our Names Are Dropped in the Latest B&C Podcast

In his podcast today, John Wilson of Books and Culture talks about how much he enjoyed Lars’ latest !!spell-binding!! novel, Hailstone Mountain, and a bit about how he was provoked to read it. The world feels smaller somehow.
If you too are brand new to Lars Walker’s novels, learn more by following this wonderful, insightful, and humility-inspiring blog or through the links below:

(via Kevin Holtsberry)

Heart-Warming Songs from Early America

Autumn always gets me thinking of early America. Maybe it seeps out from Thanksgiving, that thoroughly Pilgrim holiday. So I offer you this music which, though in theme is slightly off-season, in tone is perfectly placed. As Hawthorne said, “She poured out the liquid music of her voice to quench the thirst of his spirit.”

Networking

Had a small adventure today, a step outside my customary work orbit. It involved a connection with a fellow blogger, too.

Dennis Ingolfsland (a fine Norwegian name) is the chief librarian at Crown College in St. Bonifacius, Minnesota, a school of the Christian and Missionary Alliance. He’s also the blogger at The Recliner Commentaries, a fine blog I’ve been following for years. He doesn’t post as often as I’d wish, but then he’s a teacher as well as a librarian. Also the pastor of a church. That’ll eat into your time.

I’m in the last stages right now of composing a research paper on Theological Librarianship for my grad school class. One thing I was required to do for that project was to interview some working librarians in the field I’m covering. I e-mailed three, and they all agreed to help (librarians, I’m discovering, are a remarkably helpful and accommodating group. Which makes me wonder whether I’m cut out for the job). Dennis invited me to come out to Crown and look at their set-up, and I decided it would be a good idea.

He showed me through their library, which is far larger, better organized, and more sophisticated than mine is. He gave me some good suggestions for connections to online resources. And he bought me lunch, on the college’s dime.

I think they must have confused me with somebody else.

In any case, thanks, Dennis.

The Boring Dead



A still from Night of the Living Dead, 1968.

It’s Halloween season now, I guess, so I think I’ll speak my mind about zombies.

I don’t like them.

Not in the Bruce Campbell Evil Dead sense of, “I hate those bleeping zombies and I’m gonna blow them away.”

No, I dislike them because they’re boring. Of all the monsters invented by the mind of man, the zombie (as imagined in America ever since the movies altered a Haitian folk superstition into a semi-systematic popular mythology) is the least intriguing.

Zombies have no style, like Dracula. They (generally) have no pathos, or capacity for it, like Frankenstein’s monster. They have no tortured self-awareness, like the wolf man.

They just lurch around hungering for brains, compelled by mere appetite, without choice or agency.

They are a metaphor for modern humanity, as seen by itself.

And I hate that most of all.