"Noble patricians, patrons of my right, defend the justice of my cause with arms; and, countrymen, my loving followers, plead my successive title with your swords."

- Shakespeare, Saturninus in "Titus Andronicus"
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1. Kelsey - 09/10/2010 2:46 am EDT

As a university student, I can see the value of both things. If a class on Zombies was taught properly, with reference to Zombies throughout history, it could prove an insight on modern culture and how we got where we are today. However, I doubt it would be taught that way. The primary purpose of a university should be to remind people of who we are and how we got here, not to look forward with no regard for the past.
So I agree with you, Lars. A class on Zombies in pop culture is rather flippant, especially in a day and age where UNIVERSITY students usually don't know Chaucer from Spencer, and have never even heard of the Icelandic Sagas and have trouble even beginning to comprehend the old Irish myths. I could rant about that for days. (I think our standard of University admission is far too low these days, but that's another topic altogether.)

2. Lars Walker - 09/09/2010 11:05 pm EDT

Phil: I'll try to keep you posted. I'll probably post about it myself. If I keep on top of things.

3. Josh G. - 09/09/2010 10:17 pm EDT

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them. — Ray Bradbury

And this is one of the ways.

4. Phil - 09/09/2010 10:15 pm EDT

Good post. I starting to think of a new story: "Zombie Chefs Take Manhattan." Will the last vegetarian lock up the butcher shop?

About your blog tour, will you let us know where you post, or I shall I hunt you down everyday?

5. john book - 09/09/2010 11:51 am EDT
commenting on 9 strong, 1 weak

And THIS is why I am proud to say Lars Walker is my second cousin once removed! BOY! That kid can speak the mind!

6. Lars Walker - 09/09/2010 11:16 am EDT
commenting on Conan of Honolulu

Al, I think that's all well put. Can't argue with any of it.

7. Al Harron - 09/09/2010 10:49 am EDT
commenting on Conan of Honolulu

I'm sure there are some who deny this, but the plain fact, as far as I can see, is that Howard was an unashamed racist.


Howard wasn't any more racist than most people of 1930s Texas. Though to modern eyes some of his stories would make difficult reading, there are also occasions when he rose above the bigotry that was rampant at the time. For a white Texan to write two stories with an intelligent, likeable, sensitive black man as the heroic main character speaks volumes, given this being the era of the Great White Hope and Jim Crow law.

The matter of casting Conan has nothing to do with racism, though: it's just about depicting a character as he was written. If a character is described as black, you'd cast a black person: if he's described as white, you'd cast a white person. The ethnicity of Conan matters because this is a pre-modern world, and his entire outlook is based upon being a white barbarian from the cold, dark north who's wandered into southern, civilized climes, with many cultural cues from the Irish and Scottish, as well as "The North" as a whole. It's as simple as that.

Momoa is a quarter-Irish and quarter German, so though he's mixed race, he's half-white - the other half's Polynesian. In this case, what matters most is if he *looks* white: in recent photographs he looks pretty damn good as Conan. Hell, he looks like he could be my uncle, and I've traced my family roots back to 10th Century Raithlin Island.

That said, this isn't going to be Howard's Conan on screen, but not because of Momoa. The script's done that, by rehashing Conan the Barbarian and countless other Sword-and-Sorcery movies.

Nope. The Germanics, I believe, were called Gundermen.


It's difficult to say what the Gundermen were based upon, though Germanic is a likely influence on their naming conventions. That said, they were more or less wiped out at the end of the Hyborian Age. The modern Germanics were formed from a mixture of Aesir, Vanir and Cimmerian tribes.

8. Lars Walker - 09/09/2010 8:12 am EDT
commenting on Conan of Honolulu

From Howard's "The Hyborian Age:" "The Gaels, ancestors of the Irish and Highland Scotch, descended from pure-blooded Cimmerian clans."

9. Lars Walker - 09/09/2010 8:01 am EDT
commenting on Conan of Honolulu

Nope. The Germanics, I believe, were called Gundermen.

10. Steve - 09/09/2010 1:28 am EDT
commenting on Conan of Honolulu

Weren't the Cimmerians a Germanic group?

11. Michael - 09/09/2010 1:25 am EDT

All your base are belong to us.

12. Phil - 09/08/2010 9:34 pm EDT
commenting on Conan of Honolulu

You mean, they should put Sean Connery in the Conan role? If I look up an Irish actor agency and judge mostly on appearance, perhaps Steve Cash who can ride a horse and has some knife skills already, or maybe Charlie Hughes. I wonder if Colin Farrell would work.

But even if the actor worked, they would not back it up with stupid racist rhetoric, unless they plan to undermine the story by showing the poverty of racism.

13. john book - 09/08/2010 5:18 pm EDT

and of course there is the old acorn of;

"prease come in and enjoy our flesh flied lice."

I think this has been a joke for a long time.... but I actually did see this at a shop in Japan when I was living there.

14. Lars Walker - 09/08/2010 5:03 pm EDT

There's a wonderful basic disconnect between Chinese and English. Making much good for hilarity joy.

15. Phil - 09/08/2010 4:49 pm EDT

That's encourage, Texan99, and it isn't as large a novel I anticipated. I was expected something like East of Eden, which is big.

16. Loren Eaton - 09/08/2010 4:04 pm EDT
commenting on 9 strong, 1 weak

Ragnar:

"Wo-myn."

17. Texan99 - 09/08/2010 4:02 pm EDT

I enjoy Elmore Leonard, so I thought I would appreciate his rules more than I really do. What I like best about his stories is that his characters never vapor lock. I particularly dislike a narrative driven by a character who moans in place, or who toggles between two unbearable choices: I have to do this; no, I can't do it; but I have to; but I can't. Boring. Leonard's characters always burst out of their traps in an unexpected direction. That makes them a cliche, in a way -- "they screwed with the wrong guy" -- but it's an entertainment that never goes dry for me.

18. Texan99 - 09/08/2010 3:53 pm EDT

And I don't think you'll find "The Sound and the Fury" all that difficult. It's like a big chocolate cake. I haven't read it in years, but I have a copy sitting right here waiting to be gotten to, because I so enjoyed re-reading "Absalom, Absalom" lately, and I couldn't find my old copy of this companion work. Irritable college students have put forth the myth that these books are too hard to read.

19. Texan99 - 09/08/2010 3:51 pm EDT

Amazon first, then alibris.com if I strike out.

I just watched 84 Charing Cross Road with great enjoyment. It made me want to go to estate sales -- only it would have to be in England, and 50 years ago. Today all you see at estate sales is Maeve Binchy.

20. Texan99 - 09/08/2010 3:44 pm EDT

I love the Preludes in part because a rank amateur can actually play some of them. The rest I just noodle through at 1/10 speed when alone, because it's fun for the pianist if not an audience. These have been my favorites for decades.

21. Texan99 - 09/08/2010 3:36 pm EDT
commenting on To Wit ...

1066 was a favorite in my childhood household.

The Beowulf parody would be hard to top.

22. Texan99 - 09/08/2010 3:21 pm EDT
commenting on Twelve Myths

Loren -- I'm sold! Another book on its way to me in the mail.

23. Texan99 - 09/08/2010 2:21 pm EDT

Terrific review. I'm going to add this to my new greencine.com queue, since Netflix has annoyed into defecting.

24. Texan99 - 09/08/2010 2:16 pm EDT
commenting on I dream of genome

I'm convinced that evolution is the best explanation for the fossil record and the development of species. What remains mysterious to me is how the ball got rolling before DNA or RNA had developed. Evolutionary pressure can't explain the development of RNA, because you have to have a genetic mechanism for propagating characteristics before survival-of-the-fittest-offspring selective pressure can begin to operate. There are people working on theories of how a kind of proto-genetic selective pressure could have produced the first RNA, but the work is in its infancy. I don't claim that this ambiguity or lacuna in our knowledge should persuade anyone to believe in God, but I do claim that there's good reason to be a little less smug about what evolution's all-encompassing power of explanation.

25. Phil - 09/08/2010 1:24 pm EDT

I have to repeat this one: no one seems to understand the nature of Project Shiny.

26. Phil - 09/08/2010 12:27 pm EDT

Yes. Smith called the young people he came to understand through his research "moralistic therapeutic deists." They've been taught about God in the churches they grew up in, so they probably belief by default, but they don't believe in the personal, life-transforming God of the Bible, because of the poor teaching they received. They hold to a distant God would hopes to see them do well on their own strengths, a God who probably can't help them when they pick up an addiction or get into difficult relationships.

27. Texan99 - 09/08/2010 12:23 pm EDT
commenting on How to Write a Novel

"Begin to feel a bit lonely in your Genius, but remember Melville's epic struggles and carry on."

28. Texan99 - 09/08/2010 12:17 pm EDT

And I think I would enjoy "The Chrysalids," too, so I've just ordered that. But I like best the advice about ammunition.

29. Texan99 - 09/08/2010 12:03 pm EDT

I've just had "Far North" delivered myself, but haven't had a chance to start reading it yet.

30. Texan99 - 09/08/2010 11:57 am EDT

That's the Deist tradition, right? God is impersonal and distant. He makes no personal demands but simply embodies a kind of formal order, like the laws of physics. It's a way of reconciling materialism with a need to explain why it's possible for us to know anything or to have valid opinions about anything, which would be a difficult trick if the world were merely meaningless mechanical chaos.

31. Texan99 - 09/08/2010 11:52 am EDT
commenting on 9 strong, 1 weak

Whatever may be the advantages of gender-neutral style (and despite being a feminist, I'll have nothing to do with it), it does not make writing strong. It makes it flabby.

32. Ragnar - 09/08/2010 11:38 am EDT
commenting on 9 strong, 1 weak

My question is the word Woman sexist? It does contain the word man. To be correct for the PC people this should be changed. May I suggest Woperson. Or maybe Wofem? Just how far do we take the destruction of the English we speak, and wright, to please the ego of some so called guises? Personally, I like Women, and think a Wofem might be something I might stay away from : )

33. Lars Walker - 09/08/2010 10:21 am EDT

Of course we're unionized. We belong to the AFLC-I Owe!

34. Michael - 09/08/2010 10:09 am EDT

I take it, then, that employees at AFLC HQ have not yet been unionized. :O)

35. Loren Eaton - 09/08/2010 8:32 am EDT
commenting on 9 strong, 1 weak

The ironic thing is that Royal's push for politically correct language will end up being at least as "offensive" as the gender-inclusive "he" -- only to an entirely different audience.

36. Lars Walker - 09/07/2010 7:40 pm EDT
commenting on 9 strong, 1 weak

That's excellent, Joi.

37. Joi - 09/07/2010 7:29 pm EDT
commenting on 9 strong, 1 weak

Anytime I see that kind of advice, I think of what Madeleine L'Engle once said:

"[The] generic his and he, [is] not exclusively masculine. I am a female, of the species, man. Genesis is very explicit that it takes both make and female to make the image of God, and that the generic word, man, includes both...Therefore I refuse to be timid about being a part of mankind ...Nor do I want to be stuck in the vague androidism which has resulted from the attempts to avoid the masculine pronoun...language is its own creature; it evolves on its own...it does not do well when suffering from arbitrary control. Our attempts to change the words which have long been part of a society dominated by males have not been successful. Instead of making language less sexist they have made it more so...To substitute person for man has ruined what used to be a good, theological word, calling up the glory of God’s image within us."

38. Phil - 09/07/2010 1:23 pm EDT

It's interesting to hear them say you have to get your news from a variety of sources, and I can't disagree that if you watch only one cable news channel you have nothing to compare their reporting too. Comparing news coverage can be revealing, but do most people have time to cast around for news? If you don't trust the NY Times at all, reading them feels like a waste of time. Note this Gallup article--I think news sources gain viewer or reader trust and that's almost the whole ball game. Most of us just don't trust the news from other sources, and we are often suspicious of the stories we do read.

39. denise@soulofaword.com - 09/07/2010 1:05 pm EDT
commenting on Comfort Zone

Hello, and thank you for your interest in my work. Glad to have you drop in and do come again.
Regards,
Denise

40. Richard - 09/07/2010 11:12 am EDT
commenting on Labors of misplaced love

I'm a big Duvall fan too--but I figured he had so much emotionally wrapped up in this movie for his young and attractive wife, this couldn't be good. Thanks for the warning.