{"id":1511,"date":"2008-03-22T13:38:32","date_gmt":"2008-03-22T17:38:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=1511"},"modified":"2008-03-22T13:38:32","modified_gmt":"2008-03-22T17:38:32","slug":"a-joke-from-a-four-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=1511","title":{"rendered":"A Joke from a Four Year Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Easter, everyone.  My four year old just told what we used to call a rip-snorter. <\/p>\n<p>Why did the chicken cross the road to get the ball?<br \/>\n<br \/>He didn&#8217;t want to be a snowflake.<\/p>\n<p>Mmm, does it get any better than that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Easter, everyone. My four year old just told what we used to call a rip-snorter. Why did the chicken cross the road to get the ball? He didn&#8217;t want to be a snowflake. Mmm, does it get any better than that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goofing"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}