{"id":1547,"date":"2008-03-31T16:50:09","date_gmt":"2008-03-31T20:50:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=1547"},"modified":"2008-03-31T16:50:09","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T20:50:09","slug":"a-great-day-for-some","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=1547","title":{"rendered":"A Great Day for Some"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.mysanantonio.com\/weblogs\/atlarge\/2008\/03\/april_fools_day_christmas_for.html\">April Fool&#8217;s Day is Christmas Day for passive-aggressives<\/a>.  Roy Bragg of San Antonio, Texas, says, &#8220;The main goal of April 1 should be to avoid embarrassment. Don&#8217;t say &#8220;yes&#8221; to anything tomorrow. Question anything that appears out of the ordinary. Check everything twice. If someone appears to be goofing on you, grab the nearest blunt object and hit them in the head with it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>April Fool&#8217;s Day is Christmas Day for passive-aggressives. Roy Bragg of San Antonio, Texas, says, &#8220;The main goal of April 1 should be to avoid embarrassment. Don&#8217;t say &#8220;yes&#8221; to anything tomorrow. Question anything that appears out of the ordinary. Check everything twice. If someone appears to be goofing on you, grab the nearest blunt &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=1547\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Great Day for Some<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goofing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}