{"id":1654,"date":"2008-04-25T18:17:23","date_gmt":"2008-04-25T22:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=1654"},"modified":"2008-04-25T18:17:23","modified_gmt":"2008-04-25T22:17:23","slug":"im-glad-you-asked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=1654","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Glad You Asked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Why does Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fastly?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The drivers are afraid of being robbed!<\/p>\n<p>So, one night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota.  The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<br \/>Mrs. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help to come.  Mrs. Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house.<\/p>\n<p>Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house.<\/p>\n<p>Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, &#8220;Do you see dat der baseball cap a floatin&#8217; away from da house, den back again?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lena said, &#8220;Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazy-such and such he vasgonna cut da grass today, come hell or high water!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why does Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fastly? The drivers are afraid of being robbed! So, one night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goofing"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}