{"id":18211,"date":"2023-05-16T19:39:42","date_gmt":"2023-05-16T23:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=18211"},"modified":"2023-05-16T19:43:06","modified_gmt":"2023-05-16T23:43:06","slug":"out-of-the-soylent-planet-by-robert-kroese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=18211","title":{"rendered":"Out of the Soylent Planet by Robert Kroese"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;You know what&#8217;s good for adventures,&#8221; asked Rex Nihilo, apparently sensing an opportunity to make a sale. &#8220;Malarchian military grade plastic explosives. I&#8217;ve got a whole hovertruck load.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;We don&#8217;t need any explosives,&#8221; said Uncle Blauwin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The boy looked like he was going to cry. &#8220;First you won&#8217;t let me go into town to get energy fluxors and now you won&#8217;t let me have any military grade explosives. I hate you and this gosh-darned desert planet!&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Communication is about context, and comedy is about context, which means all communication is comedy. That, kids, is logic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In this prequel to the sci-fi comedy <em>Starship Grifters<\/em>, if you&#8217;re familiar with a general sci-fi context, you&#8217;ll get the jokes&#8211;the more familiar, the more jokes. Mm, the smell of logic just gets you in the eye, doesn&#8217;t it? <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"234\" height=\"348\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brandywinebooks.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/image-2.png?resize=234%2C348&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brandywinebooks.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/image-2.png?w=234&amp;ssl=1 234w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brandywinebooks.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/image-2.png?resize=202%2C300&amp;ssl=1 202w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 234px) 100vw, 234px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A few years ago, I blogged on the second book in this series, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=10365\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"10365\">Aye, Robot<\/a><\/em>, and I found <em><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3o5QOz8\">Out of the Soylent Planet<\/a><\/em> to be a funnier story. The con man Rex Nihilo attempts to unload a truckload of plastic explosives, fails, rolls to plan B, fails, and then finds himself unloaded onto an isolated planet that&#8217;s locked down so tight even cans of creamed corn are contraband. The planet is mostly barren. Its civilization is built around producing an artificial nutritional substance called Slop. &#8220;It&#8217;s not food. It&#8217;s Slop!&#8221; Since readers would be thinking Slop is made from people, our heroes come across a corporate video that neatly explains that rumor away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rex and his robotic Girl Friday, SASHA, go through several silly romps and clever escapes. And explosions. Lots of explosions. Good fun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I listened to the J.D. Ledford audiobook version, which added to the comedy with good timing and particular word emphases. I laughed aloud many times. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You know what&#8217;s good for adventures,&#8221; asked Rex Nihilo, apparently sensing an opportunity to make a sale. &#8220;Malarchian military grade plastic explosives. I&#8217;ve got a whole hovertruck load.&#8221; &#8220;We don&#8217;t need any explosives,&#8221; said Uncle Blauwin. The boy looked like he was going to cry. &#8220;First you won&#8217;t let me go into town to get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=18211\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Out of the Soylent Planet by Robert Kroese<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7,15],"tags":[559,2394,2510],"class_list":["post-18211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","category-reviews","tag-comedy","tag-robert-kroese","tag-science-fiction"],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18211"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18221,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18211\/revisions\/18221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}