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On a day like this, <\/strong>fraught with historic significance, one that may alter the course of our republic, it is only meet and right that we should consider a topic of the greatest pith and moment.<\/p>\n I refer, as you must have already guessed, to the topic of nuts in food.<\/p>\n Philip over at the Thinklings has posted an essay<\/a> that testifies both to his extreme good taste and his courage. My wife has a theory, and I think she\u2019s right. She says \u201cNuts are a girl thing.\u201d I think you all put them there because it makes your food \u201cnice\u201d, or more impressive for company. So if you are making food for a gathering, it makes it more special to put nuts in it. Kind of like a bow on a present or getting out the nice china. If it\u2019s for public consumption, you think that nuts make it better. <\/p>\n But you\u2019re wrong.<\/strong> Us guys don\u2019t like it. We just want the sandwich or the cookie. Nuts get in our way. OK, so maybe not everybody\u2019s allergic. And maybe not every guy DESPISES nuts, but they are at least a nuisance. He eats your food in spite of the nuts, not because of them. Ask a guy why he eats your nut bread. It\u2019s because it\u2019s there. Ask him, \u201cIf I put out two brownies, one with nuts and one without, which one will you choose?\u201d He\u2019s picking the one without nuts. We deal with enough nuts in our lives: at work, on the road, in Congress. We don\u2019t need \u2018em in our dessert. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n I cannot tell you with what pleasure I read this delightful, insightful think piece. All my life I’ve been choking down food containing nuts (or just skipping it altogether), and I’ve been secretly ashamed. Obviously everybody else likes nuts. I must be the strange one. Peculiar. Unnatural, perhaps.<\/p>\n But Philip informs me that not only is it normal to dislike nuts, it’s MANLY!<\/p>\n Even if the Republicans don’t take the House tonight, that makes me feel good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Photo credit: Koyaanis Qatsi On a day like this, fraught with historic significance, one that may alter the course of our republic, it is only meet and right that we should consider a topic of the greatest pith and moment. I refer, as you must have already guessed, to the topic of nuts in food. … Continue reading I'm not nuts after all!<\/span>
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