{"id":4372,"date":"2011-07-13T19:53:32","date_gmt":"2011-07-13T23:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=4372"},"modified":"2011-07-13T19:53:32","modified_gmt":"2011-07-13T23:53:32","slug":"dentally-confused-need-to-see-my-mentist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=4372","title":{"rendered":"Dentally confused. Need to see my mentist."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I think I may have been talking through my hat<\/strong> for months, and only just now realized it.<\/p>\n<p>I was absolutely certain that I&#8217;d read reports from archaeologists that they had found skulls in Viking graves whose teeth had had horizontal indentations filed into them, and then filled with gold. Since then, I&#8217;ve given many people the benefit of my \u201cinsight\u201d that this may be the origin of a statement in the eddas that the god Heimdal had \u201cgolden teeth.\u201d Probably a high status thing.<\/p>\n<p>But when I set out to write about it here tonight, I looked for a source, and could find none. There are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/news\/868532-new-discovery-shows-vikings-used-to-cut-army-stripes-into-their-teeth#ixzz1ROrSLcrr\">numerous articles like this, about finding Viking skulls with horizontal filing marks on them<\/a>, but nothing about gold inlays.<\/p>\n<p>So never mind. These articles tend to make references to modern inlays and \u201cgrills,\u201d and perhaps I conflated two separate matters.<\/p>\n<p>The moral of this, if you hadn&#8217;t figure it out already, is never believe anything I tell you, even in my areas of expertise.<\/p>\n<p>Sheesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I may have been talking through my hat for months, and only just now realized it. I was absolutely certain that I&#8217;d read reports from archaeologists that they had found skulls in Viking graves whose teeth had had horizontal indentations filed into them, and then filled with gold. Since then, I&#8217;ve given many &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/?p=4372\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dentally confused. Need to see my mentist.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brandywinebooks.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}