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Inspired by ‘Christian Charity’

In time for Columbus Day (shortly there after) comes a book on American Puritans and their interesting ways. The Wordy Shipmates may be an eye-opener for those who know little about the puritans than buckle hats and conflicting stories about the first Thanksgiving. Whether it will be a bit frustrating for those of us who love them and their influence on our faith and culture, I don’t know, but author Sarah Vowell has given us several details ahead of time to help us judge her book by more than its cover blurbs. Here’s the first part of our Q&A with Sarah Vowell (sent to us by Penguin Group).

1. Why did you decide to write a book about the New England Puritans?

I can probably pin it down to how I kept thinking about John Winthrop’s 1630 sermon “A Model of Christian Charity” during three events between 2001 and 2004—the terrorist attacks, the war in Iraq, and Ronald Reagan’s funeral. I write about how, as a New Yorker, I was so comforted by the part of Winthrop’s sermon in which he called upon his shipmates to rejoice and mourn and suffer together “as members of the same body.” Then, all of the rhetoric leading up to the war smacked of the American exceptionalism that derives from Puritan notions of New Englanders as God’s new chosen people, Winthrop’s idea and ideal that Massachusetts should be “as a city upon a hill.” And, since no one had adopted that phrase as a personal motto like Reagan, when Sandra Day O’Connor read part of Winthrop’s sermon at Reagan’s funeral, during a time when everyone in the world had Abu Ghraib on the brain, when she stood there in front of the current president and various members of his administration who got us into that whole mess, when she read the part where Winthrop warns that “the eyes of all people are upon us,” it hit home how much Winthrop and his fellows are still with us.

2. It’s commonplace to say that we’re a Puritan nation. But what do you think people really mean by that, and is it in any way related to our actual Puritan heritage?

Generally, Americans call ourselves a Puritan nation as a lazy way of saying that as a culture we are sexually repressed. I think a more interesting, accurate, and important way we’re a Puritan nation is the legacy of Winthrop’s, and then Reagan’s, idea of America as city on a hill, as a beacon of hope, as God’s pet project. Namely, the idea that America is always “good.”

3. Were the Puritans really as sexually repressed as the stereotype would have it? Were they really such killjoys in general?

This book doesn’t particularly deal with that first question much. I do briefly mention the fact that the Puritans were bully for marital sex because they felt God invented it. And I discuss, also briefly, the marriages of my two main characters, John Winthrop and Roger Williams. As for the killjoy thing, these were not the most lighthearted figures in American history. My real answer to these two question is another question. Namely, who cares? What I’m interested in—and this probably makes me a killjoy, come to think of it—is the Puritans’ ideas about freedom and community. I’m interested in their writing on civics and law and religion, their love of learning, their thoughts on God and country. Also, to a person who loves not just ideas but ideas being hashed out and argued over and dissected, witnessing the Puritans of Boston bickering with and banishing each other is, I think, kind of a joy.

4. Why were the Puritans such a “wordy” or literary people?

The short answer is their absolute obsession with reading, dissecting, and discussing the Bible meant that a book was the center of their lives. The long answer is that the people who settled the Massachusetts Bay Colony during the so-called Great Migration between 1630 and 1640 were mostly highly educated, frequently scholarly people. Many of them had degrees from Cambridge. I call them “quill crazy.” Considering they had so many chores, what with building a society from scratch, they did an awful lot of writing—sermons, letters, diaries, religious tracts.

5. Were the Puritans anything like today’s evangelical Christians, to whom they’re often compared?

Some Puritans were like some evangelical Christians—and all dangerous people—in that they believed, they knew, they were right. Other than the obvious Protestant similarities between the two movements, one misconception is that today’s evangelicals are simply modern-day Puritans. This is not true. The Puritans were much more intellectual. Trust me, I just spent years trying to decipher their abstract and brainy theological texts. The Puritans privileged the text of the Bible and scholarly theological expertise and just education in general above all else, above religious emotion, above personal experience. I write in the book that there wasn’t any speaking in tongues going on in the Massachusetts Bay Colony unless you count classical Greek. In fact, part of my book is about the trial of Anne Hutchinson. The magistrates of Massachusetts Bay banish her from the colony for beliefs that are very similar to today’s evangelicals in terms of her personal relationship with God and the way she believed herself to be filled with the Holy Spirit. This was blasphemy to the Puritans—way too emotional. Plus, Hutchinson was just a homeschooled woman. To the Cambridge-educated patriarchy of Boston, the fact that Hutchinson was preaching in her home without any proper theological training was a travesty. And the fact that she was so influential, as well as witty and logical during her trial, made said patriarchs get cracking on building Harvard University so their sons (and future ministers) learned Latin, Greek, and Hebrew and were well grounded in proper theology so that if any more self-taught spiritual piedpipers came along, the sons and ministers could crush them in debate.

Sorrow

O Sorrow!

Why dost borrow


Heart’s lightness from the merriment of May?—

A lover would not tread

A cowslip on the head,

Though he should dance from eve till peep of day—

Nor any drooping flower

Held sacred for thy bower,

Wherever he may sport himself and play.

To Sorrow

I bade good morrow,

And thought to leave her far away behind;

But cheerly, cheerly,

She loves me dearly;

She is so constant to me, and so kind:

I would deceive her

And so leave her,

But ah! she is so constant and so kind.

Beneath my palm-trees, by the river side,

I sat a-weeping: in the whole world wide

There was no one to ask me why I wept,—

And so I kept

Brimming the water-lily cups with tears

Cold as my fears.

from Keats’ “Song of the Indian Maid”

Regrettable Recipe, Poor Photo

While I don’t want to take any buzz away from Sarah Palin, who is in for the hockey fight of her life, I do want to write this post. A Swedish food magazine published a cake recipe with a typo in how much nutmeg to use. It should have called for two pinches. Instead, it recommended 20 nutmeg nuts. Now, nutmeg nuts aren’t easy to come by, and they’re potent. So you might think like the editors did that out of several hundred recipes, one that calls for a huge amount of nutmeg would not cause a problem. It would be an obvious error. They did the responsible thing and sent a letter to their subscribers and put a page in store copies warning “high doses of nutmeg can cause poisoning symptoms.”

When four women got wind of this and poisoned their husbands with it, the editors recalled the magazine.

In other food related news, the president of Iowa College resigned after the Des Moines Register published a photo that “reflected poorly on the college.” The photo shows him helping a young woman drink from a mini-keg of Coors Light. Obviously, had the beverage been Miller Chill no one would have objected.

Repair the Tomb; Don’t Replace It

Apparently, officials at Arlington National Cemetery and a few military departments are working on an idea to replace the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier with another one made from the same marble. This would cost a couple million and “significantly harm the historic character of Arlington National Cemetery,” according to a report quoted by the National Trust for Historic Preservation. I have to side with the National Trust. Every effort should be made to preserve original monuments or historically significant structures before replacing or removing them. The wear of time can add to the meaning of something like this. The tomb is a marker of the price of liberty in our country, not just a point of interest in a park.

Leaving the Darkness Behind Him

Author and screenwriter Joe Eszterhas, the man behind the movies Basic Instinct, Flashdance, and Jagged Edge, is now a devout Catholic.

“Frankly my life changed from the moment God entered my heart. I’m not interested in the darkness anymore,” he said. “I’ve got four gorgeous boys, a wife I adore, I love being alive, and I love and enjoy every moment of my life. My view has brightened and I don’t want to go back into that dark place.” . . .

“The Eucharist and the presence of the body and blood of Christ is, in my mind, an overwhelming experience for me. I find that Communion for me is empowering. It’s almost a feeling of a kind of high.”

[Thanks for Jimmy for this article]

Crimes Stories

1. Writer Greg Halvorson had his laptop and the unfinished novel saved on it stolen from his car. “You’ve gotta have some cojones to do that,” Halvorson said. “Because if I would’ve caught them, I would’ve just gone football kickoff on them.”

It is not reported what kind of novel Halvorson was working on.

2. In Cape Cod, Massachusetts, a crime writer has been indicted for possession of firearms without a valid license. The writer is working on a book about the murder of another writer and has declared his support for (I assume for the innocence of) the convicted murderer.

3. The Democratic National Convention is in Denver this week, and the city’s drug panel has asked the police to ignore anyone carry a bit of weed with them during the convention. Denver has recently voted to relax restrictions on marijuana use, perhaps in a bid to win favor with the DNC convention committee. Denver police said the drug panel could keep their ideas to themselves.

The Rule for Writing

J. Mark Bertrand writes about following the rules for writing. “The problem with the rules . . . is that they focus on the means rather than the ends. Remember, it’s all about the illusion, so why should we quibble with how it’s pulled off? You don’t berate the magician at the county fair for passing his swords through his barely-clad assistant in the wrong way. So long as it looks convincing and nobody gets killed, he’s pulled off the trick. . . .

“Ignoring the rules isn’t going to keep you from success, so long as you create and sustain the illusion.”