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Service Section memories

I still haven’t finished the Schulz biography, so what to write about tonight?

Further memories of the AFLC Service Section, I suppose (see yesterday’s post). It was one of the more colorful places I’ve worked.

The Service Section (shipping and mailing) was to the America Lutheran Church Headquarters what The Weird Brother We Keep Locked in the Basement and Never Talk About is to some family living next door to a Flannery O’Conner story. The suits (and clerical collars) worked in a tall, pale building on the south side of the block, above Augsburg Publishing House. We SS guys* toiled like orcs in an ancient, creosote-stained, low building on the north side of the block. In order to physically pass from the Shambles to the Tower, you had to either go around outside, or take a freight elevator down to the basement, then follow a tunnel through the rumbling presses of Augsburg’s printing department, to another elevator back in a corner. Continue reading Service Section memories →

Princess

I’m currently engrossed in David Michaelis’ Schulz and Peanuts: A Biography. I’ve rarely been so caught up in a nonfiction book, for reasons I’ll explain when I’m ready to write my review (which I expect will be a long one).

But one thing that grabbed my interest was all the places where Schulz’s and my paths crossed (disregarding the small matter of a few decades’ time). I lived for a while with my aunt in St. Paul, only a couple miles southeast of the corner of Snelling and Selby, where Schulz’s father, Carl, ran a barber shop for most of his life. I used to jog around Highland Park, where Schulz himself liked to play golf.

But the crossings weren’t only in St. Paul.

I worked several years in Minneapolis in the shipping and mailing department (known for some reason as the Service Section) of the headquarters of the American Lutheran Church, an organization which no longer exists (like its building, which was demolished a few years back to make way for the new city jail).

Just kittycorner across Fourth Street from our building was Art Instruction Schools (the people behind the “Can you draw me?” magazine ads). Schulz worked there for a number of years, before and after his service in World War II and up to the time when he became an established cartoonist.

Michaelis reports that he “fell in love” (from afar; he was desperately shy) with several pretty girls who worked at the school. One became the inspiration for Charlie Brown’s “little red-haired girl.” Another was the sister of the woman he eventually married.

Art Instruction Schools and pretty girls. That brings back a memory…. Continue reading Princess →

A wonderful day

Today is a wonderful day in American history. It’s wonderful for two reasons.

1) The color barrier to the highest office has finally been broken.

2) The new president hasn’t yet had time to implement any of his policies.

There will be a very few of these wonderful days, so enjoy them!

Scarlet, by Stephen Lawhead

Stephen Lawhead’s Scarlet, a sequel to his novel, Hood, begins with Will Scatlock (otherwise known as Will Scarlet), the narrator of much of the book, lying wounded on a pallet in a prison cell, awaiting a date with the hangman. A Norman priest has been assigned to write down his “confession,” and Will tells his story.

The action takes place in “The March,” a border region between England and Wales, and the time is the reign of King William Rufus, successor to William the Conqueror. As we learned in the previous volume, King Bran, the rightful king of Elfael, has been displaced by the Normans and has taken refuge in the forest with other victims of their tyranny. The Welsh call him Rhi Bran y Hud (King Bran [or Raven] the Enchanter), but the Normans tend to call him Riban Hood. Will is a displaced Englishman who has traveled west to join King Bran.

The outlaws he finds are not quite the “merry men” of legend. They are a pretty desperate and miserable bunch, living a life of subsistence in a forest hideaway where food is always scarce. A number of women and children are also with them, and among them Will finds a woman he wants to marry. But their wedding is delayed repeatedly, because King Bran has discovered a conspiracy that reaches to the very top of the Norman English government, and his attempts to turn what he learns to his advantage lead to desperate risks and Will’s capture and imprisonment. Continue reading Scarlet, by Stephen Lawhead →

Cry me a Rivera

My post on Andrew Wyeth below got me thinking about the whole business of realism in painting. And that reminded me of a story I read, years back.

A pastor I worked for occasionally got long letters (more like manifestos) from a friend who was an artist. I got to look at the letters too, if I cared to. From looking at them, I concluded that this artist was a) not as talented as he thought he was, and b) a little nuts. However, he told a story—or rather related an added sidelight to a well-known story—that I’ve never forgotten, and am inclined to believe.

The story of Diego Rivera’s mural, “Man At the Crossroads,” is pretty well known. John D. Rockefeller commissioned Rivera to paint the mural for Rockefeller Center in 1933. Rivera deviated from his original plan by adding the figure of Lenin to it, and refused to change it at Rockefeller’s request. So Rockefeller paid him for it, then covered it up and later had it demolished.

Now here’s the sidelight my pastor’s artist-friend added. He said that, because of the embarrassment of this experience, Rockefeller made a vow. “Never again,” he said, “will I allow an artist to play this kind of trick on me. This new Abstract Art is all about shapes and colors. You can’t tell what it’s saying. It would be impossible for an Abstract artist to do to me what Rivera did. Therefore, from now on I will commission only Abstract works.”

And because of Rockefeller’s stature (this artist claimed), Abstract Art became tremendously fashionable with wealthy art patrons everywhere. Thus Abstract became the dominant artistic style of the 20th Century—not because it actually gave artists greater scope to explore new frontiers of creativity, but simply because that was where the money was.

I like the story because I’ve always disliked Abstract. When I was a kid who thought he’d grow up to be (some kind of) an artist someday, I took pride in being able to draw things that actually looked like things, and resented all the excitement about cubes and smears.

But I’m asking here—is the story true? Does anybody know? Is it possible to know?

RIP The Scarecrow, and other maunderings

I swear before Heaven and earth that I heard a young man say the following today, in the Men’s Room at the Bible School:

“I’ve been reading this book called The Faery Queene. I heard it’s where Shakespeare got some of his ideas. It’s really good.”

Somewhere, C. S. Lewis smiled.

As Phil noted below, Patrick McGoohan died yesterday (Ricardo Montalban too, but I have less to say about him). McGoohan is most famous for his roles in the TV series, Secret Agent (known as Danger Man in England), and The Prisoner. Also for his one-dimensional but massively entertaining portrayal of King Edward I of England in Braveheart.

I watched both Secret Agent and The Prisoner when I was a kid. Can’t say I was a big fan, though. Secret Agent, in my opinion, didn’t have enough pretty girls, and The Prisoner was all style, no actual story (and again, not enough pretty girls).

It turns out the lack of pretty girls was purposeful. According to McGoohan’s Wikipedia entry he accepted the leads in these programs partly on the condition that he do no kissing. Apparently he had moral objections (like Kirk Cameron) to kissing a woman who was not his wife. Continue reading RIP The Scarecrow, and other maunderings →

A pox on thee, unnamed publishing company!

It’s cold outside, but I’m in luck, being hot under the collar.

I have a problem with a Christian publisher.

Not in the sense of an author having a problem with his own publisher, but in the sense that a bookstore manager has trouble with a supplier.

I deal with a lot of Christian publishers, and a few secular ones, and most of the time I find them professional, helpful and prompt. If there’s a problem, they let me know about it.

I’ve found one exception, though.

I’d love to tell you the name of the company, but I guess it would be prudent and charitable to withhold it. Continue reading A pox on thee, unnamed publishing company! →