Robert Roper writes, “Contemporary psychologists have unearthed strong associations between poetry and introspection, between introspection and depression, and between depression and self-destructiveness. Not all poets are depressives, but there is a statistical connection. If that child of yours is writing a poem at this moment, go into his bedroom right now and stop him!”
Ahem.
“I shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;”
And if it landed in your heart,
I hope you die, you little tart.
Gasp–I’m so depressed now.