• you think the Apostles Creed is the guy who fought Rocky in Rocky I.
• you think the Canons of Dort are like the Guns of Navarrone.
• you think the psalter goes with the pepper shaker.
• you think unconditional election is a practice of communist dictatorships.

And so on. Riddleblog has “You Know You Are Not Reformed If . . .”

Yeah, I didn’t think it was that funny either, but I hope someone gets a laugh out of it. (by way of the Jollyblogger)