This should be timely news to follow Lars’ last post. “Walkers, beware of where sidewalk ends.” (via WSJ)
In related news, the beautiful, kind-hearted people of America are burning wood in there fireplaces and stoves as an alternative to high-priced natural gas furnaces. Of course, some of the uglies among are complaining. We won’t name names here. They can speak for themselves.
I’ll bear this in mind the next time I go walking in Erie, PA.
It could happen anywhere, sir. I hear that up north there are sidwalks that rise up to meet you–not in a neighborly way either. I wouldn’t go up north if my life depended on it for this and many other reasons.
That’s why we have those sidewalks. To keep the riffraff out! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!