Hoist up the John B.’s sail

I’m going to be speaking up in Fargo, North Dakota next Saturday. I’ll be giving a PowerPoint presentation to the annual meeting of the Georg Sverdrup Society. G. Sverdrup was a prominent Norwegian Lutheran educator around the turn of the 20th Century. He was the chief intellectual of the Lutheran Free Church movement, a (pretty small) movement to merge Lutheran theology with congregational church government.

Only a small portion of his writings have been translated into English, and a major purpose of our little society is to translate his collected works. I’m editor of the journal, and I’ve been asked to do a talk on the subject, “Problems in Translating Georg Sverdrup.”

I like to use a lot of pictures in my PowerPoints, and here’s one I’m using to illustrate a point I won’t bore you with just now:

John B.

This is John B. Johnson, one of my maternal great-grandfathers. He came (I’m pretty sure) from northern Norway, and labored on the restoration of Nidaros Cathedral in Trondheim. He was also a cook on a whaler, and is said to have once swum back to shore from a sinking ship, towing two men behind him. He was a man of prodigious appetites and vices, who liked to take a bite out of a porcelain plate when he was drunk, just to show he could do it.

When I look at his face I can see something of my own appearance in it.

This is not a good thing.

Nevertheless, I’m impressed with this picture. (I’m not sure who the child he’s holding is—one of his grandchildren, I suppose, but honestly he/she/it looks awfully blonde for that side of the family.) You’ll note that even though he’s on the farm, and seems to be dressed for work, he’s wearing a homburg hat.

Because, back in those days, a fellow didn’t want to go around looking like a bum.

Nowadays, men go out of their ways to look like bums. Chin stubble and a torn tee-shirt are supposed to be manly.

In my opinion these new men manage to look a whole lot less masculine than old John B., even in his homburg.

0 thoughts on “Hoist up the John B.’s sail”

  1. In my opinion these new men manage to look a whole lot less masculine than old John B., even in his homburg.

    Apples and oranges. You’re comparing somebody who was truly manly to people who have to work hard to create the manliness impression because they are not.

    For the record, I’m not very manly either(1). I’m often mistaken for a woman on the phone, and I have to work very hard to get in touch with my masculine side. But I don’t try to pretend to be something I’m not.

    (1) My one claim to masculinity is that I am the father of four children.

  2. Gotta love a plate-biter.

    Personally, I miss beer cans that took some effort to crush. But there you go… the forces of anti-manliness never sleep.

    They’re afraid to.

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