Anyone with a “serious” understanding of the world knew the old sci-fi horror movie, “The Blob,” could have been based on true accounts from the so-called real world, even if the writers/directors/producers denied it. Now we have a heinous story of a potato farmer who simply thought his growing spud was more affectionate than other potatoes. Little did he know, the tater had a taste for him!
The real question is, how many minutes in the microwave would it take for that one?