You’ve seen the lists before saying the BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed. Here’s the list you haven’t seen.

1 Conceit and Chauvinism – Jane Austoon

2 The Dane of the Drinks – PBJ Tokien

3 Jan Eyrie – Charlot Blont

4 Harry, the Boy Who Grows Up to Become a Wizard and Whip an Evil Sorcerer’s Butt series – JK Rowlin

5 To Catch a Mockingbird – Larper Hee

6 The Bible: The Book That Changed the World – Many anonymous authors

7 Withering Snipes – Emily Blont

8 Nineteen Ninety Nine – The Artist Formerly Known as Georgey O.

9 His Dark Materials – Canni Getalight

10 Profound Potential – Charlie B. Dickens

11 Wee Women – Louisa McAlcott

12 Tess: A Sad Novel You Won’t Want to Read – Thomas Hardy

13 Catch 33: Prequel to Hyperbole- Joseph Heller

14 Complete Works of Francis Bacon (The Brain Behind Shakespeare)

15 Daphne Du Maurier – Rebecca

16 Weeds and Wildflowers – Edward Bulwer-Lytton

17 Birdsong – Harper Lee

18 Pitcher in the Rye – PU Salinger

19 The Time Traveler’s Alien Stepchild – Nan Niffenegger

20 Middlemarch: A Long Trudge into Night- George Eliot

21 Blowing In The Wind: The Sequel to the Bestselling “The Answer My Friend” – Margaret Margaret

22 The Great Gatowski – Fitzgerald S Polanski

23 Bleak & Bland House: A Thriller – Charlie B. Dickens

24 War and Punishment – Leo Toystory

25 A Hitchhiker’s Guide to Milwaukee – Douglas PDQ Adams

27 Crime and Peace – Fyodor Blagojevich

28 Crêpes of Wrath – John Stainback

29 Alice in Swaziland – Lewis Tebogo Carroll

30 The Wind in the Women: A Digestive Novel – Kenneth Graham

31 Karen Annaina – Leo Toystory

32 David Butterfield – Charles B Dicken

33 Chronic (What)cles of Narnia – CS Lewis and Bulwer-Lytton

34 What Would Emma Do? – Jane Austere

35 Persecution: A Dreadfully Long Novel – Jan Austen

36 What Will He Do with It? – Edward Bulwer-Lytton

37 The Kite Flyer – Burt the Chimney Sweep

38 Captain Corelli’s Kazoo – Louis De Bernieres

39 Memoirs of an Unpublished Blogger – Arthur Golden

40 Winnie the Pooh: A Tale of Terror – No U Didnt

41 Animal Farm – Wilbur the Pig

42 The Da Vinci Crook – Michaelangelo

43 One Hundred Years of Publicity – G G Marquez

44 A Prayer for That Big Meaney – John Irving

45 The Woman in Me – Liberace

46 Ben of Green Acres – LM Montgomery

47 Far From The Obama Crowd – Thomas Hardly

48 The Nun’s Tale – Margaret Atwood

49 Fly of the Lords – William Goldbees

50 War and Crime and Atonement (with a little Punishment) – Ian McEwan Toystory

51 Life of Pie – Yumm Martel

52 Dunes – Bette Midler

53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Honeywell Ham

54 Pride and Sensibility in Northanger Abbey – Emma Austen

55 A Suitable Boy – Who U Seth

56 The Blustery of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zephyros

57 A City of Two Tales – Charlie P Dicken

58 Brave New World of Change – Aldous Barack Huxley

59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night – Howling Barker

60 Love In The Time Of Republicans – G G Marquez

61 Of Rats and Democ-Rats – John Steinbeck Kerry

62 Lolita Lollipop – UR Asucker

63 The Secret and Exhaustive History – Donna Longwinder Tartt

64 The Lovely Bones in Your Face – Myrna Loy

65 Count of Monte Carlo – Dick Francis

66 On The Road with Kerouac – Jerry Mathers

67 Judith the Obscure Woman from Lillith – Thom Hardiness

68 Who’s Afraid of Bridget Jones – Renee Wolfe

69 Lud-in-the-Mist by Hope Mirrlees

70 The Big Moby – Herm Margarittaville

71 Oliver Twist – Fats Domino

72 Dracula: Prelude to Twilight – Bram Stephanie Stoker

73 The Secret Gardener – Willie Comb Softly

74 Notes on a Self-Observed Subject – Bill Bryson

75 Ulysses S. Grant: A Hero – James Sherman Joyce

76 That Infernal Racket – Dante Demonstropolis

77 First Encyclopaedia of Tlön – Jorge Luis Borges

78 Gerbinal – Emile Zola

79 Hannity Fair – Sean Makepeace Thackeray

80 Possession Is Half the Ballgame – AS Bryantt

81 Christmas Carol Singalong – Charles “Santa Claus” Dickens

82 Cloud Atlas – David Shrugged

83 The Color Yellow – Pasty Walker

84 The Beginning of the Day – Annie

85 Madame Blovary – Stephen Colbert

86 A Fine Balance – John McCain

87 A Good Man Is Hard to Find – Multiple single female authors

88 The Five People You Meet In Hell – Roman Polanski

89 Adventures of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle – Watson Holmes

90 The House of Myrth –Happy Dwarf

91 The Kidney of Darkness – Joey Conrad

92 The Big Prince – Macky Machiavelli

93 The Wasp Factory – Buzz E Banks

94 Watership Ho – Walker Lars Adams

95 A Union of Dunces – John Lincoln Grant

96 The Case of Comrade Tulayev – Nevil McCarthy

97 The Eight Musketeers and One Little Lady – Alex Dumas Newhart

98 The Tortoise and the Fair – Slow Mo Mosey

99 How Charlie Survived the Caramel Factory – Roald Wonka Dahl

100 Les Mis: A Musical – Victor Broadway Hugo