Our friend Rachel Motte has been documenting several facts about Evangelical Outpost founder Joe Carter. Others have joined in. Here are some:

• @DustinSteeve: John Calvin died just before he was to write his magnum opus: The Institutes of Joe Carter.
• @RachelMotte: If @joecarter888 were President, Israel and Palestine would be united by their efforts to get into his good graces.
• @RachelMotte: When Anselm proposed that-than-which-nothing-greater-can-be-thought, he was referring to Joe Carter.
• @RachelMotte:When Paris fled, trembling in #Iliad 2.36, he was overwhelmed by the impact of Joe Carter’s brain waves. Also his fists.
• @RachelMotte:If @joecarter888 were President, the Presidential teleprompter would read HIM
• @RachelMotte:If @joecarter888 were President, he would fix the economy. With common household items.
• @joecarter888 once caught his own stare in the mirror. Space-time has yet to recover.
• @RachelMotte:#joecarterfacts are not copies of #chucknorrisfacts. They are the Platonic Form Chuck Norris only wishes he could partake in.
• @RachelMotte:Twitter was over capacity because Joe Carter forgot to turn the internet on this morning.
• California has not fallen into the Pacific because Joe Carter knit the San Andreas Fault together with his own hair.

Thanks, Joe. Happy Birthday.