Questions Not to Ask an Author

  1. Do ever look at your gorgeous face in the mirror and ask yourself why you stay indoors writing?
  2. So when you were writing this, did you think about that A.S. Byatt story from a few years ago that’s almost exactly like yours?
  3. In what font is your new book set?
  4. So I heard your editor at Harper Collins is a real beast. Any truth to that?
  5. Did you complete your creative writing course before finishing this novel?
  6. Do you think you’re all that original?
  7. So, do you type?
  8. If you were to write a basic boy-meets-girl story only three boys meet the girl and she has a lot of cute friends and at one point thinks she may lose all of the boys to her friends but when a fourth guy comes in the first guy gets jealous, what would you call it?

4 thoughts on “Questions Not to Ask an Author”

  1. More:

    Where do you get your ideas? Venus?

    Do you have any extra ideas you’d like to give away?

    Do you make a lot of money like JK Rowling?

    Would you like to read my manuscript?

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