The redoubtable Anthony Sacramone, most amusing of the Lutheran bloggers (OK, it’s a low bar) has done it again. And I don’t mean that in a good way.
His recently resurrected Strange Herring blog hasn’t been updated since March 27. And we all know what that means. Mr. Sacramone has lost interest again. He’s only been back at it since February, and already the Herring languishes like a dead… well, like a dead herring.
I suppose I ought to be grateful for what I can get. I try to be clever on this blog, but I’m seldom hilarious. I’m not capable of the consistent high level of mirth that Sacramone generates when he’s on. No doubt it takes something out of a fellow. Perhaps it causes an amusement deficiency in him, forcing him to retreat to a basement hideaway and read Sylvia Plath while depilitating himself with salad tongs, until his system regenerates itself.
At least Doktor Luther In the 21st Century is still tweeting. I don’t tweet myself, or follow tweets, but I read Doktor Luther’s here.
I shall note that today was the actual beginning of spring, for me. It was the first night I have taken my walk by the lake since last fall. The temperature was almost sixty, which is a little cold for me, but a real man would probably call it perfect. I returned home without any injuries that I’m aware of, so let the revels begin!
I shall wear the ends of my trousers rolled, I think.
Trousers rolled? Quite the sporting look.
I’m enjoying the strange herring blog as a means of becoming more familiar with my wife’s culture.
But are the trousers white flannel?
Lars,
Mr. Sacramone wanted me to convey to you his appreciation for your kind words and support lo these many years. He also, in your honor, has a new SH post live now.
(Having just gone freelance as a writer, editor, and demolitions expert, he has been under the gun to meet various deadlines, and has not been able to give Herring its due. But he promises to at least try and do better in the future. He doesn’t want any Vikings mad at him.)
Sincerely,
Anthony Sacramone
P.S. He also asked me to convey that he no longer finds Sylvia Plath the laugh riot he did in college, but that salad tongs are always funny (as are words with the letter K in it: see “Clark, Willie, The Sunshine Boys”).
OK, you’re on probation.