More from our humor desk--a collection of actual headlines which read like they came from The Onion, e.g. “Service Rat Licks Woman When It’s Time To Take Meds” and “The Caperon, For When You Need An Apron But Also Might Need A Cape.”
Of course, the second headline is crazy for multiple reasons.
I had a professor very much like Edna Mode. . . She was maybe just a little taller, but not by much.