Because you, gentle reader, are the salt of the earth, the voice of reason, the splash of confidence upon the shaven face, I offer you this video for your comment:
I didn’t see this video until after some commentators complained about it, and I’m disappointed in them. This is beautiful. How does this undermine the country? I think some people have political worldviews that taint everything they see in negative colors.
Had they watched this ad instead, perhaps they would be less outraged. I take that back. I think these people live on the Isle of Outrage.
UPDATE: Bell’s Whisky South Africa Ad is beautiful.
I am outraged that there isn’t a single Belgian represented in any of these commercials. This anti-Belgian bias is so pervasive in our culture that it goes unnoticed, like radon and stupidity. Why I’m writing a letter to the president of the European Union in Brussels right now to inform him that Italy’s dues are too steep and could they please stop mailing the waffles because the syrup is gunking up the mailboxes. In conclusion, I’d like to laud Coke for making a product that is 99.9% fizz, proving once again that there’s a sucker born every minute if only you’ll take the time to suck at something so profitable. I thank you and America the Beautiful thanks you.