Have you seen the list of 40 things which only happen in movies?
- One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (this is known as Stallone’s Law).
- All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill out).
One of them stands out above the rest for me, that being “all single women have a cat.” Help me out here. I know all single women do not have cats, but aren’t there a lot of them who do? I mean, most of them?
When I was single and had an apartment, I didn’t have a cat.
Here’s another movie one – a HUGE one: Any bad guy just really needs the love of an innocent woman (helps if she’s also a smokin’ hottie) to be transformed into a noble and virtuous dude.
My sister doesn’t have one either. That’s two so far.
Yeah, that’s how I became a noble and virtuous dude. Good memories, that. 🙂
Now… three.
Had two cats when in an apartment, but now in a townhome with a yard and a small yappy dog…(and he snores!)
ALSO – Jonathan Kellerman has a lonely spinster charater …in an apartment, with a single cat and a canned ham. When I read that several years ago, I threw my canned ham out the door and never have bought one since.
HUFF! That’ll teach him…!