Thou impertinent hasty-witted whey-face!
[Thou art] already dead. stabbed with a white wench’s black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of [thy] heart cleft with the blind bow-boy’s butt shaft.
Those poor college students won’t know what they’re missing when confronted with The Shakespearean Insulter
I have the insulter inbedded on my Gmail start page. It’s amazing how often the silly thing reflects how I’m feeling about a particular politician at any given time.