The Gem Collector, by P. G. Wodehouse

The Gem Collector (also published as The Intrusion of Jimmy and A Gentleman of Leisure) holds particular interest for the fan of its author, P. G. Wodehouse. Originally published as a magazine story in 1909, it captures almost the precise moment in “Plum’s” career when he began to discover the formula that would soon make him the most successful author of light fiction in the world. He hasn’t quite put the pieces together yet, but the elements are all here, in unfinished form.

The story is of Jimmy Pitt, London millionaire. In his earlier years, being a privately educated young man of high birth but low income, he made his living as a jewel thief in New York City. But now he’s inherited his uncle’s title and fortune, and he’s a reformed character. At least he’s pretty sure he is. In the opening scene, he earns the reader’s sympathy by observing a young man in visible discomfort across a restaurant dining room, divining that the idiot has taken his two female companions out without enough money in his pockets to pay the bill, and surreptitiously sending along five pounds of the needful, by way of a waiter. This earns him the everlasting gratitude and friendship of Spencer “Spennie” Blunt.

On the same evening, by one of those ridiculous coincidences which the author will learn to depend on not less, but more, in his later career, Jimmy encounters a vagrant on the street. And who does he turn out to be but Spike Mullins, a New York criminal (with a ridiculous accent) with whom Jimmy used to work in the old days? Jimmy, kind soul that he is, does not hesitate to take him home and put him up in his own house.

Soon afterward, Jimmy gets invited by Spennie to a house party at his stepfather’s country house. The stepfather turns out to be none other than Pat McEachern, formerly an extremely corrupt New York policeman. McEachern has cashed in on his graft and purchased an English estate. With him has come his daughter Molly, who used to be a friend of Jimmy’s until her father forbade her to see him again.

You can predict the general lines of what follows. I need only add that one of the other guests is wearing a remarkable pearl necklace, which sorely tempts Spike, and has even Jimmy working hard to suppress his old sporting instincts.

The later Wodehouse, of course, would learn to exert less effort to keep his stories realistic. He would learn that, although you can make a reformed jewel thief sympathetic if you try, it’s much easier (and funnier) to find a blockheaded young man of the upper classes and force him, through the blackmail of a ruthless aunt or the pleas of a desperate friend, to burgle the necklace—or cow creamer, or pig. And instead of having your character cool and in control of things, like Jimmy, make him pretty generally feckless, have him caught dead to rights, and watch him squirm. Then deliver him by a deus ex machina, perhaps a brainy valet.

Still, The Gem Collector clearly shows the elements coming together in Wodehouse’s imagination. It’s also an amusing story in its own right, written in the inimitable Wodehouse style, and a very enjoyable read. Suitable for all ages, if they’re literate.

Syttende Mai

Today is May 17, Norwegian Grunnlovsdag (Constitution Day). On this day in 1814, a Norwegian assembly in the town of Eidsvold drafted the nation’s first constitution. Actual independence would have to wait until 1905.

Libraries Are Dead; And Yet …

There’s good and bad in Seth Godin’s post on libraries, as Ben Domenech points out (Get Seth’s latest book, Poke the Box, here)

Seth throws several ideas together, not all of them fully developed. For example, he says, “Five years from now, readers will be as expensive as Gillette razors, and ebooks will cost less than the blades.” How old is the iPod now? Is it as cheap as a razor? There’s no reason for Amazon to sell Kindles at $10 in five years, and does Seth plan to write new ebooks to sell at $5 or less?

Movie review: Thor

I think it’s generally agreed that I’m the conservative blogsphere’s go-to guy for all matters Norse, so I felt a sort of civic duty to see the movie Thor this weekend, and to let you know what I thought of it.

Briefly put, it’s pretty good. Considered on its own terms, as a fantasy/comic book/special effects actioner, it succeeds extremely well. It doesn’t scale the heights of Batman Begins or The Dark Knight, but I’d rank it somewhere near the top. Kenneth Branagh’s direction elevates the script (not a bad one at all), and the cast is uniformly excellent. Chris Hemsworth, in the title role, will doubtless break many female hearts, and he ought to become a big star if there’s any justice in Midgard.

Thor is the son and heir of Odin (Anthony Hopkins), the high god of Asgard. Asgard, in this version (more or less based on the Marvel comic books) is explained in S.M.D. (Standard Movie Doubletalk) as one of nine dimensions, or alternate universes, or something. The “gods” are able to travel to the other “worlds” by means of the bridge of Bifrost, explained as a sort of organized wormhole (Bifrost, the rainbow in Norse mythology, is pronounced “Bye-frost” in the movie, although the proper pronunciation is “beef-roast”). Long ago the gods prevented their great enemies, the Jotuns or Frost Giants (who in the movie do not resemble in any way the big, bearded oafs of the myths), from conquering Midgard (Earth). Because of their memories of this war, humans came to regard them as divine beings.

As the story begins, Thor is about to be officially named Odin’s heir in a great ceremony in Asgard. In the midst of this, Jotun spies make an incursion into Asgard. Thor, enraged, leads a punitive expedition into Jotunheim, killing a number of the frost giants. Odin, who loves peace, appears to rescue Thor and his friends when they’re about to be overwhelmed by numbers. He berates Thor for his impetuousness and banishes him to earth (he lands in New Mexico), also sending his mighty weapon, the hammer Mjolnir, down with him. Continue reading Movie review: Thor

Breitbart Explains the American Political Landscape

Andrew Breitbart has written a book about his political transformation from simple liberal to crusading conservative. It’s Righteous Indignation: Excuse Me While I Save the World! Host Armstrong Williams interviews him for BookTV and praises his book highly. Watch the video. It’s dynamite. He talks about the poverty of major media outlets. He describes how the Tea Party crowd was slandered when protesting Obamacare, and he explains how he created The Huffington Post.

Professional Education

Thomas Sowell asks what getting an education really means. He writes, “We don’t have a backlog of serious students trying to take serious courses. If you look at the fields in which American students specialize in colleges and universities, those fields are heavily weighted toward the soft end of the spectrum.”

Mamet in Full Bloom

“The left flattens people, reduces people to financial interests. Dave’s an artist. He knew people are deeper than that.”

Andrew Ferguson has a powerful article on the political conversion of the strong playwright David Mamet. Of note is the fact that one of the books that blew his mind was Chamber’s Witness. “This book will change your life,” Jon Voight told him, and he was right.

Mamet is stirring the pot on Broadway and in Hollywood with a new book of essays, The Secret Knowledge: On the Dismantling of American Culture. I’ll bet it’s worthy reading.

Let's Worship Big on May 22

World reports on heresy preacher and Family Radio lead Harold Camping, who rejects clear biblical teaching in favor of obscure bible-based speculation. I hope those who are disappointed by having to wake up on May 22 will turn to the Word of God and a gospel-centered church instead of this cult leader.

But let’s talk about the end of the age for a minute. If the Lord told your church community that he would take you out of the world and destroy everything on two specific dates (say within a few years), what would your reasonable response be? Would it not be to love others as you love yourself and to love our Lord with all of your heart, mind, and soul? Seriously, how would a defined date for the end of the age change your lifestyle? If you would make dramatic changes, then what’s stopping you from doing it today, perhaps that old lie that you have several years left to get it right before you die?

Banker, by Dick Francis

Established, well-loved authors get a little more latitude in their product than unknowns. Though I don’t mean to imply that I didn’t thoroughly enjoy Dick Francis’s Banker, I won’t pretend that it’s a taut, edge-of-your-seat thriller. It’s pretty languid, stretching the action over a period of three years. We don’t even know for sure any crime has been committed until about half-way through, and nobody gets killed till after that. The only suspense comes near the very end.

But the signature Dick Francis pleasures are all here in abundance—a stalwart, sympathetic hero, a love story that doesn’t try to hog the spotlight, and an interesting look into a world few of us know. That horse racing is involved goes without question, but the education here is in the world of merchant banking—how loans are made (or refused), what makes for success in a chancey field, how banker princes live.

Our hero is Tim Ekaterin, who at the beginning is an underling in an English bank that bears his family name (though that refers to a different branch of the family than his own). But when his immediate superior is taken ill he’s instructed to take over the man’s loan decisions. This opportunity moves him up a level in status, and he gets an invitation to attend the Derby at Ascot, where he and the rest of the party see a brilliant horse called Sandcastle come in the winner. Later, when a request comes in from a stud farmer for a loan to buy Sandcastle, it seems an excellent investment.

But, as we learn (after a year or so), someone wants to sabotage the horse. And they will not stop at murder to accomplish it.

Aside from the pleasures of reading a satisfying story from a master storyteller, Banker had other rewards for me. I enjoyed seeing the world of business, specifically the world of banking, portrayed positively, with the bankers presented as decent people who root for their creditors’ success.

“I can’t promise because it isn’t my final say-so, but if the bank gets all its money in the end, it’ll most likely be flexible about when.”

“Good of you,” Oliver said, hiding emotion behind his clipped martial manner.

“Frankly,” I said, “you’re more use to us salvaged than bust.”

He smiled wryly. “A banker to the last drop of blood.”

It was also pleasing to read, in a fairly recent book, of a hero who refuses to commit adultery when he knows he could, and could get away with it. The celebration of sexual virtue is a rare quality in literature nowadays.

Not Francis’ best, Banker is flawed but well worth the read. Recommended for teens and up.

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