Wednesday looms

It’s been spring-like for the past week or so, and most of the snow has melted away, headed downriver to various places that don’t want it. It hasn’t been happy spring, though—it’s been April Showers spring weather. We haven’t seen the sun much. I went out the other night to look at the MegaMoon, but she had hid her face modestly behind a burqa of clouds.

Tomorrow the rain is supposed to turn to snow, and they’re promising as much as three inches of the stuff. Sloppy snow, I expect, and it probably won’t be worth blowing out. It shouldn’t last long on the ground. Public opinion is against it.

Tomorrow has turned out to be a strangely packed day in my personal calendar. You have to understand, I lead—by choice—a notably hapless life, if you define “hapless” as nothing happening (which is wrong, but the thought amuses me). My pocket calendar doesn’t usually include more than two or three notations a week.

And yet all kinds of stuff has landed on my Wednesday, March 23 space, as if some temporal sharpshooter placed his bulls-eye on it. First my semi-annual furnace inspection got penciled in, months ago. Then I heard from a former college roommate, who told me his son would be appearing in the role of a schizophrenic drug addict in an episode of Criminal Minds that evening (I stopped watching CM a while back, when they took an unprovoked narrative shot at homeschoolers, but I’m willing to make an exception for a friend’s kid). Then, just yesterday, someone at work invited me to dinner at their house (why I can’t imagine. I guess I’ll videotape the TV show).

But why all this at once?

I expect I’ll still be able to do a blog post, as I’ll spend the afternoon at home, waiting for the furnace guy.

I’ve been selling unwanted books from our bookstore on Amazon for a while now. Last Friday I got an order, accompanied by e-mail requests from the customer, in which he asked for some special services we aren’t able to offer (I’ll stipulate that I didn’t handle that exchange as well as I might have). But I finally promised to get him a Confirmation number from the Post Office, and e-mail it to him on Monday, when I’d be back in the office.

Coming in on Monday, I found that he’d canceled the order (which was a couple days in the mail by then). He told me that my email response to his message showed up in blue lettering (our system always makes the replies blue, to help the readers tell one mailer’s messages from the other’s). He said he considered those blue letters a threat to himself and his home, and so had canceled the order.

Are any of you aware of any scenario in which blue print is a threat to anybody?

Coffee Prices on the Rise

Something has been missing from our blog lately, and I’ve just remembered what it is. We need some coffee news. World coffee supplies are beginning to suffer. In Columbia, farmers are having a harder time producing quality coffee. Weather patterns have not cooperated.

The Gray and Guilty Sea, by Jack Nolte

The Gray and Guilty Sea

It was a shrewd marketing move for author Jack Nolte to entitle his first mystery novel The Gray and Guilty Sea. It makes it nearly irresistible for an old John D. MacDonald fan like me, still suffering the Aching Purple Bereavement of going a quarter century without another color-coded Travis McGee novel.

On the other hand, he set a high bar for himself through the implied comparison. Many fictional detectives have been touted as “the new Travis McGee” since MacDonald’s death, but (in my opinion) none of them has quite lived up to that standard.

Nolte’s detective, Garrison Gage, doesn’t, either.

But he’s still pretty good. Continue reading The Gray and Guilty Sea, by Jack Nolte

How Has Technology Changed You?

Tim Challies asks, “Do you own technology, or does it own you?”

I heard an interview on the Mars Hill Audio Journal a few weeks ago during which Nicholas Carr observed how many books exist on Christianity and politics or culture but very few on Christianity and technology or how technology has or could shape the way we think of ourselves and the world. Tim Challies’ book on the subject should be worthy reading.

100 Things

Author Alexander Chee has 100 observations on writing a novel.

“8. It is like having imaginary friends that are the length of city blocks. The pages you write are like fingerprinting them, done to prove to strangers they exist.

9. Reading a novel successfully is then the miracle of being shown such a fingerprint and being able to guess the face, the way she walks, the times she fell in love incorrectly or to bad result, etc.”

There are 100 such things. (via Jane Friedman)

The first Rose of springtime

It feels like spring. It looks like spring.

Which makes me confident we’ve got at least one more big snowstorm coming.

I’ll let you know.

One more Irish song, you say? Well, if you insist.

This isn’t the greatest video, and it’s got a big slug of dead air at the end, but I couldn’t find one I really liked. Beautiful song. There’s a romantic back story, complete with class differences, Protestant-Catholic enmity, and parental opposition…

One night beneath the pale, silvery moon William asked Mary to marry him. However, William’s family disapproved of him seeing Mary, the broguemaker’s daughter who lived in a small peasant house in the middle of town. Whilst Mary loved William, she knew that their union could never be, as it would force him to turn his back on his family and he would begin to regret the day he’d ever met her. She declined his offer of marriage.

…but it seems to me just about three inches too romantic to be true. Wikipedia attributes the words to C. (or E.) Mordaunt Spencer and the music to Charles William Glover.

Anyway, it’s an Irish love song, and (as Phil could have told us) it’s sad as all the world’s tears.

Have a good weekend.

Irish stew

St. Patrick’s Day draws to a close, but I shall honor the saint one last time with the highest compliment I can pay—that is, an Irish melody sung by the world’s greatest Norwegian singer, Sissel Kyrkjebø. The song, of course, is You Raise Me Up, but the melody is Danny Boy. Or Londonderry Air, if you prefer. Or Derry Air, if you’re a strong Fenian.

To Norwegians, it’s the day following St. Patrick’s Day that’s the important one. We call that, Angrep Irland Fordi Alle de Irsk Er For Bakrust Å Motstådagen (Raid Ireland Because All the Irish Are Too Hung Over To Resist Day).

A Facebook friend posted an Irish blessing today, and it seemed oddly familiar to me. Then I remembered. I wrote it. I made it up one St. Patrick’s Day years agone, on Baen Books’ discussion board, when I used to hang out there. It goes like this:

“May you ever have bread on your table, and more bacon than bread, and more beer than bacon. And may you have need of none of it, having eaten and drunk your fill at your enemies’ wakes.”

Father Aillil is always at my elbow.

Mark Steyn delivers a bouquet to that much-maligned musical genre, the American Irish song, here.

“I am trying,” Chauncey Olcott once said, “to help the world along with the genius of Ireland. That little island has much to teach, and if people will but listen, they cannot fail to be impressed and improved. The fortunes of war, the mischances of statesmanship, and the awful curse of poverty have combined to keep the world in ignorance of everything Irish, excepting its suffering, hopes, songs and dauntless courage. Yet these are a very small part of the Irish character as an entity. At an early period they realized the vital importance of exercise, sunlight, fresh air, and water as the conditions precedent of all health and happiness. They cultivated the horse and dog; they excelled in the chase; they were proficient in falconry, and they had many Izaak Waltons before that immortal angler was born… For grace and vigor nothing could be better than the old-fashioned game of handball, while in putting the stone and throwing the hammer the Irish still hold the championship. In music and song their genius is well known; nevertheless, it is greater than the public is aware. From the earliest years, the singer has been the honored member of the community, and in ancient days ranked with the great nobles in the courts of the Milesian kings.”

And finally, in a note appropriate for the day’s Catholic associations, Vox Day opens a window and throws some light on real world comparisons between child abuse by Catholic priests and child abuse by government caretakers.

This doesn’t excuse what the pedophile priests did nor does it excuse the diabolical decision of the Vatican to permit homosexuals to join the priesthood in the first place. They eminently deserve whatever punishment they receive, in both this world and the next. But it puts the scale of their evil deeds into the proper statistical perspective. And while one could argue that physical beatings and psychological abuse are not as bad as sexual abuse and should be omitted from the comparison, one also has to keep in mind that none of the crimes committed by the priests rose to the lethal level either.

Tip: Chad at Fraters Libertas.

That Anthem Which Drowns Out All Other Music

While in choir practice last night, it occurred to me (and I think others have said it before) that Patrick would want us to remember a day in his honor by honoring the Lord God who drove the darkness out of Ireland. So here’s an Irish hymn: ‘Mo Ghrá’sa, Mo Dhia’ (My Love, My God)