Unreliable News: Hollywood to Remake “Singin’ in the Rain”

Dateline Hollywood: Controversial filmmaker Oliver Stone announced today his plans to direct a remake of the classic film musical, “Singin’ in the Rain.”

“Whenever there are tough economic times,” said Stone, “Americans long for uplifting, positive entertainment. I think the time is right for a re-examination of the story of early Hollywood, as imagined in this classic film.

“Of course we’ll approach the project with a modern sensibility. We won’t turn a blind eye to the systematic racism, sexism, homophobia and xenophobia that have made America a hell on earth from the very beginning. But we’ll do it in a laughing, lighthearted way.”

Early buzz reports that George Clooney is considering the Gene Kelly role, while Madonna has agreed to take over for Debbie Reynolds, and Sean Penn will fill the dancing shoes of Donald O’Connor.



(Note: all of the above is a gag.)

School Library Journal Battle of Books

The School Library Journal is talking up sixteen of last year’s best juvenile books in a type of book-on-book row, judged by fifteen authors of such books. I assume all conflicts of interest have been mitigated. Two of the matches have been judged so far. The Journal copied their idea from The Morning News, which has done a book battle for a few years.

Author and book battle judge Roger Sutton notes, “Much as we might wish it, books ain’t basketball. The thing about March Madness, which I only dimly comprehend after watching the last ten minutes of Michigan State over Connecticut, is that everybody is playing the same game. So not so with books, but given that proviso, let’s begin.”

Fair enough.

Klavan scores again!

Does just one black character make the whole novel black or is there a special section for mulatto novels with characters of both colors? And if all the novels about black people are in the black section, does that make the Literature section the white section? Why don’t we call it that then? I’m confused.

Read the whole thing here.

Tax Protest Parties Spur Product Sales

Rally for those that think Stimulus Act is wrong action

“Online retailers are recording hundreds of thousands of dollars in sales of mugs and sweats, buttons and bumper stickers, with much of the proceeds going toward organizing the tax-day tea parties, takeoffs on the original 1773 protest of British taxes,” reports Fox News. The head of Patriot Depot, Jay Taylor, says they’ve been so busy, he doesn’t know what their profit is.

Taylor is partnering with the Augusta, Ga.-based Reagan.org to send tens of thousands of tea bags north to Washington for a massive tax day tea dump. Though Reagan.org is asking for about $1 per bag, they estimate they’ll end up losing money in the transaction.

“What we figure is that we’ll probably end up losing a little bit of money on it,” said Joshua Bolin, executive director of Reagan.org, who told FOXNews.com that his organization accepted requests to send 30,000 tea bags packing in just the first two days of its promotion.

Now, can I brew you a cup of tea?

Sci-Fi Religion and Politics

Benjamin Plotinsky writes about how religion, particularly Christianity, has surged in popular sci-fi and fantasy movies and books lately, overcoming dominate politic themes, but politics appears to be coming back a bit. He points to Star Wars as the best example, saying the original movies had a bit of Christian imagery, but nothing like the more recent prequels. “More generally, why has mainstream sci-fi and fantasy as a whole become so religious? One reason may be the religious revival that the United States and much of the world have been undergoing since the 1970s. This ‘revenge of God,’ in French scholar Gilles Kepel’s phrase, has seemingly begun to be felt even in secular Hollywood.”

Plotinsky points to the recent Battlestar Galactica series as an example of political themes coming back.

Star Wars: A Musical Journey - Press View

Chattanoogan Arts

From my home town paper: “Chattanooga has made huge strides in emphasizing art, attracting artists to move here, reporting on arts events and generally being supportive of the arts,” Janis Wilkey, a local painter, told the Chattanooga Times Free Press. From what I can tell, it’s great to have artists and art support in our town, and its a call for prayer. Art is for glorifying the Lord just as all of life is, and artists seem to have a knack for trying to making themselves or their art gods.

“What language shall I borrow to thank Thee”

Lyrics from “O Sacred Head Now Wounded”

Now from Thy cheeks has vanished their color once so fair;

From Thy red lips is banished the splendor that was there.

Grim death, with cruel rigor, hath robbed Thee of Thy life;

Thus Thou hast lost Thy vigor, Thy strength in this sad strife.

My burden in Thy Passion, Lord, Thou hast borne for me,

For it was my transgression which brought this woe on Thee.

I cast me down before Thee, wrath were my rightful lot;

Have mercy, I implore Thee; Redeemer, spurn me not!

What language shall I borrow to thank Thee, dearest friend,

For this Thy dying sorrow, Thy pity without end?

O make me Thine forever, and should I fainting be,

Lord, let me never, never outlive my love to Thee.

Be Thou my consolation, my shield when I must die;

Remind me of Thy passion when my last hour draws nigh.

Mine eyes shall then behold Thee, upon Thy cross shall dwell,

My heart by faith enfolds Thee. Who dieth thus dies well.

Friday Fight, supplementary

Danish Viking Crucifix

I’ve written a fair amount in this space about the idea of honor-based cultures, from the point of view of someone who studies one particular honor culture (that of the Vikings) pretty obsessively.

Considering the way honor cultures operate (never admit wrongdoing; never overlook an insult, etc.), you may have wondered how in the world the Norse were ever converted to the Christian religion, a religion whose absolute foundation involves confession of sin, repentance, and humility—not only before God, but before one’s neighbor—even one’s enemy. Continue reading Friday Fight, supplementary

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