Inspired by ‘Christian Charity’ (p3)

Here’s part three of our Q&A with Sarah Vowell on her book, The Wordy Shipmates. (Part onepart two)

13. Who was Anne Hutchinson? Why was she so important, and why did she get kicked out of Massachusetts?

Hutchinson was a wife, mother, midwife, and groupie of John Cotton who followed the minister to Massachusetts. She hosted religious meetings in her home questioning the preaching of many of New England’s ministers. Her followers started disrupting church services around the colony and so she was hauled before the magistrates to repent both her beliefs and her influence. She believed she had heard the voice of God, which was heresy. Not backing down, the magistrates expelled her from Massachusetts. She went on to found a settlement in Rhode Island. I think, like Williams, she sticks out as having been born too early. Like him, she practiced freedom of speech before this right existed.

14. How did she die? Why do millions of residents of the New York City metropolitan area encounter her name every day without realizing it?

After her husband died in Rhode Island, she settled with her children in New Netherland in what is now the Bronx. The local Indians were at war with the Dutch, and Hutchinson and her family were attacked in their home. A nearby river was named after her and a highway, the Hutchinson River Parkway, was later named after her as well.

15. How do you see yourself as being like Hutchinson?

Like her, I have a penchant for yakking. It’s just way more legal for me.

16. Why did the Puritans commit a gruesome massacre of the Pequot Indians and set the blueprint for all future Indian wars?

And now, for my next trick, I’d like to explain genocide! I guess the Massachusetts militia commits mass murder for the same old reason everyone does—hate, resentment, anxiety, frustration, xenophobia. It’s also simple military ground-war tactics. The English commander understood that his men were about to get slaughtered in the ground-war mayhem, so he thought setting the enemy on fire en masse was the most logical, streamlined way to save his own troops’ lives. When Hannah Arendt was writing about the Holocaust, she pointed out that once something has happened, it is far more likely to happen again. That’s what happened after Mystic. Slaughter one group of Indian women, children, and old people and it’s probably going to happen again—and it does.

17. How did the Puritan bloodlines flow right down to the 2004 presidential election?

The Republican candidate, President Bush, is a descendant of Anne Hutchinson. The Democratic candidate, Senator Kerry, is a descendant of John Winthrop.

18. Why were the Puritans so fearless? What was the source of their strength?

They weren’t fearless. They were fearful. Like, chockfull of fear. Their big fear being God. God is also their source of strength, of course. But mostly they are terrified of disappointing God and suffering His wrath. They are scared of the sea, Indians, heretics and the King of England. They are afraid of eternal damnation. And yet, despite all this terror, they still get on the boats to Massachusetts. They decide that if King Charles sends a new governor to take over, they will fight him. All that is old-fashioned English stiff-upper-lip stuff. But the Bay Colony’s fears are also the source of their worse impulses. This is true of pretty much every society at any time or place. Their fears cause them to enact unfair laws, to crack down on dissent, to burn alive Indian children. Of course, their faith is also their source of strength, why they kept going, why they didn’t give up. They had a city on a hill to build and they built it.

19. What is the positive side of the Puritan legacy? Why is it so overlooked, and why are we Americans so reluctant to embrace it? What promise does it hold for us today?

I think their most endearing legacy is their obsession with education, especially founding the first university in what would become the United States. The way they privilege learning and words, exhort their children to read and write, is worth admiring. I think we’ve lost that as a culture, to some degree. The most admired, most powerful figures in early New England were the smartest—men like Winthrop, Cotton, and Williams. We certainly inherited New England’s collective self-esteem, their idea of themselves as the most divinely blessed. But I think we’ve lost their sense of collective responsibility, their fear that they would fail each other and their God.

The politics of dreams

Sure, sure I’m happy about Sarah Palin’s success with her nomination acceptance speech last night. Up till then we weren’t entirely sure what we were getting. We were afraid she couldn’t be all that was advertised. Instead we suddenly found ourselves in an altered political universe, one where the party galaxy has a new sun at its center.

But frankly, I want more.

I was cautiously hopeful about the presidential election, before. Now I’ve moved up to guarded optimism. That’s still uncomfortable, though. I demand maximum comfort. I want more than optimism. I want a sure thing. I want to look down in contempt on my opponents. I want to be smug.

There are so many things I want.

I don’t want to have to work at my job. I want to coast, or stay home if I like, certain that I can’t be dislodged no matter what I do.

I don’t want to have to worry about money. I think I ought to live on a trust fund. A generous trust fund.

I don’t want to have to work at relationships. I think people ought to compete for my friendship, and I should be able to be rude to them or neglect them, knowing that they need me more than I need them.

I don’t want to have to exercise or watch my eating. I should be able to take a daily pill that will compensate for all my wrong choices.

I think I ought to have total security in all areas of life, from cradle to grave.

No, cancel that. I think I have a right to never die.

I guess what I’m saying is, in my heart I really want to be a Democrat.

Stephenie Meyer Puts Next Book on Hold

A draft of Stephenie Meyer’s next book in the “Twilight” series, Midnight Sun, has been leaked online, prompting the author to stall the series. “I feel too sad about what has happened to continue working on Midnight Sun, and so it is on hold indefinitely.”

Liberals Are Hypocrites

Cal Thomas writes:

One female journalist said to me it makes a mockery out of the Republican Party’s family values platform. . . . Many in the media are now questioning whether Sarah Palin has allowed her career and a “lust for power” to interfere with her family responsibilities. This is laughable. These same people have promoted women who work 12-hour days and dump their preschool children in day care. . . . When news breaks that the daughter of a Republican political figure is pregnant out of wedlock, the media quickly return to our Puritan roots and seek to hold certain people (usually conservatives) to a moral standard that culture has abandoned.

Thomas’ article points out liberal media hypocrisy, which is both shocking and old hat simultaneously. I quote the above in order to air my simple explanation for this rationale. Tell me if you agree or where I’m wrong. The liberal press and many liberals out in the wild do not argue from a coherent philosophy. They have a desired outcome and use any argument to get there. That’s why they throw out crazy statements like this. Their conclusion is predetermined, that Palin is bad. Any argument that might remotely back that up is fair game for them.

Oddments

Today was the first day of classes, one of my busiest times. I don’t have any assistants trained yet, so in between the other stuff I’m doing, I’m answering the bell to sell people textbooks every few minutes. I’ve got no complaints. It makes the day pass quickly. I’ve met my new assistants. One is a doctor from Ecuador, the other a pastor from Africa (not sure what country. Nigeria or Uganda, I think).

We have high employment requirements in my little library.

It’s amazing what you get in your e-mail as a result of being a Writers Digest subscriber. Today I got an advertisement for this book: The Pirate Primer. Teaches you the language of the freebooter. Just what we need to get ready for “Talk Like a Pirate Day,” September 19.



Usually when you get an e-mail that seems to come from yourself,
but with your name spelled wrong, it’s a pretty good indication that you’re the lucky recipient of spam. But I took the risk of looking at an e-mail I got last night from a fellow named Lars Walkler (note the extra “l”), and it turns out he’s genuine. He wrote just to say hello and to warn me I might get some accidental e-mail intended for him in the future.

It’s rather amazing, I think. He’s a Swede, and he invented his unique last name, which he cobbled together from syllables of his father’s first and second names. But his original family name was Ohlsson. Ours was Olson.

He operates an adventure vacation business in Spain.

That’s where the resemblance ends.

Marilynne Robinson Talks About Home

Marilynne Robinson has another novel, Home, and talks about it with Newsweek.

The new book seems less like a sequel than a sort of Faulknerian return to Gilead. How conscious were you of the notion that the town itself is a central character to the story? Was that the intention?

To me it seems true that towns are always characters and that landscapes are as well. Gilead has resonance for me as a repository of a certain history, and as the kind of commonplace, self-forgetful little town you might find anywhere and not even bother to wonder about. These places are full of history and full of meaning. I am not particularly interested in creating my own Yoknapatawpha, but Gilead is where these characters live, and that was the reason I returned there.

The New York Sun’s Benjamin Lytal reviews Home here, opening his article with this: “Marilynne Robinson is an anomaly in the great tradition of American literature. One of our few novelists at peace with religion, she isn’t interested in the post-Puritanical game of unmasking hypocrisy, of entering into darkness.”

The Secret Isn’t Broken

The author of The Secret, the little book that told you to believe your way to happiness, is in trouble.

Dan Hollings, a former associate “whose ‘viral marketing’ helped propel Byrne to global fame via Oprah” claims he wouldn’t trade places with the author for any amount of money. “I just don’t think success has enriched her life,” he says. “It’s like lottery winners who win the lottery and discover their life is worse and they wish they had never won.”

Paul of Dune

Frank Herbert’s sci-fi classic, Dune, ends with young Paul Muad’Dib having beaten Voldemort, keeping from him the stone of life, and when the next book opens he is taking exams at Hogwarts several years later. Fans have been wondering what happened in the meantime.

Well wait no more. Authors Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson who have written several stories in the world of Dune are taking up the action at the close of the first book and asking probing questions about Paul Muad’Dib’s moral core in the book, Paul of Dune, available later this month.

That Wonderful Dark Chocolate

Not only does chocolate rich in cacoa or dark chocolate taste great, it’s good for you too. It improves blood flow by knocking out cholesterol, among other things.

“Many people don’t realize that chocolate is plant-derived, as are the fruits and vegetables recommended for a healthy heart,” said Dr. Mary Engler of the University of California, San Francisco.

Everyone knows this, of course. That’s why chocolate sales are up a few billion.

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