A group of researchers conclude that sleep-deprived rats get juiced a bit on the smell of coffee alone. No taste, no sip, just a whiff. Because you know the best part of waking up is the smell of coffee in your house.

Also, here’s a report on long-term drinking of coffee may keep you from heart disease. And here’s your grain of salt to take with these reports.

In other news, our probe has found white stuff on Mars. Some believe it is the cocaine that lead to the end of Martian civilization. Skeptics doubt this belief.