I have generated a novel with the help of The Electro-Plasmic Hydrocephalic Genre-fiction Generator 2000.

“In a dystopian Victorian Britain, a young student of metaphysics stumbles across a talking fish which spurs him into conflict with humanity’s selfish nature with the help of a shape-shifting female assassin and her condescending tone, culminating in convulted nonsense that squanders the readers’ goodwill.” My book is entitled, “The Metamechs.”

Wow. I wonder if I can get a celebrity endorsement already. (Thanks to SB)