In which I explain my crush on a younger woman who’s not actually younger, and died long ago

Rita Hayworth

Sunday evening I watched my DVD of the movie, “You Were Never Lovelier,” starring Fred Astaire and Rita Hayworth.

Now I’m not normally a huge musical fan. I find Fred Astaire’s movies entertaining, but I wouldn’t actually spend money to acquire one.

But Astaire and Hayworth? That’s a whole different matter.

It’s not the greatest musical. Only one song became a standard (“I’m Old-Fashioned”). A silly plot, worthy of a P.G. Wodehouse novel (not that there’s anything wrong with that). It has the added eccentricity of featuring band leader Xavier Cugat in his pre-Abby Lane, way-pre-Charro days. Although it’s set in Argentina, everybody speaks in American accents. Except for Cugat. Quick! Don’t think about it!

Astaire and Hayworth only did two films together (I’ve still got to acquire “You’ll Never Get Rich”). Though they were miraculous as a team, and Astaire said he’d never worked with a better partner, he refused to do another with her because, he said, he didn’t want to be permanently paired with anyone again, as he had been previously, first with his sister, and then with Ginger Rogers.

I’m sure it had nothing at all to do with the fact that when Rita’s dancing, it’s impossible to see anybody else.

I know it’s mostly illusion. I know her real name was Margarita Cansino, and that her hair wasn’t really red, and that the studio gave her electrolysis to raise her hairline. I know that she once said, “Men marry Rita Hayworth, but wake up with me.” I know about her alcohol problems, and the string of awful marriages. And the final tragic descent into Alzheimer’s.

But movies are illusion. Rita was born to be a movie star, and nobody was ever lovelier on screen.

3 thoughts on “In which I explain my crush on a younger woman who’s not actually younger, and died long ago”

  1. Lars,

    A really well written piece here. It has all the right stuff for an even longer article, digging into a lot of more deep under-shadings……

    ….. But, seriously, have you had a vacation lately, Lars? Or perhaps… a date??? You gotta get a life out there fella….!

    PS… Vivien Leigh in, “Gone With the Wind” or “Waterloo Bridge”, was my, “…nobody was ever lovelier on the screen”. (I stole that line from a famous author I know…), You knew you were getting hot sauce with her. With Rita… who knew?

    PS #2; If you can write those books of your like you do, (and you do so well), and you can sound as heart-swollen romantic as you do on this blog, then you should write a really long novel about life in Norway in the 1800s (what was life like for the people who thought they needed to move to the US?. (And the ones who stayed behind and why….) Then sailing to the US, establishing roots, marriage, kids, hard/good times, etc… you know, a real epic! Huh? Whadya think?

    It just has to be better than that movie Tom Cruise made with his wife. After reading some of your stuff…that can’t be too difficult for you.

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