What cereal should I eat? According to this chart, which recommends Cinnamon Life or Golden Grahams as the best cereal ever, if I am not in Australia, am not Marty Mcfly, and care about the roof of my mouth; if it isn’t October, I’m under 50, I don’t want chocolate milk with my cereal, but I do chew on gravel, then I should pick Grape Nuts. I had Grape Nuts with my ice cream last night. Maybe I should try gravel.
That chart is quite amusing (though it proves that some people have way too much time on their hands). I’m pleased to see that I end up with Reese’s Puffs, except for in October, when I get to enjoy Count Chocula.
Oh, I couldn’t handle those. I like hearty cereals. Reese’s Puffs would just depress me.
Well, when the sugar high wears off, you just have to eat more. Either that, or go to sleep.
I hold a grudge against Grape Nuts. The first time I tried them as a kid, I didn’t understand how they worked. After adding the milk, I found that the volume of cereal grew by absorption faster than I could shrink it by consumption. I had to admit defeat to a bowl of cereal.
I feel your pain. Where the adults in your life to guide you? Where were the friends to stay your hand or give you the honey and strawberries?
One of my favorite sugar cereals is Fruit Loops, but I don’t like eat a bowl of it. I like it straight or with ice cream.
So, what does it say about me that I tend to mix cereals? One recent mix included Frosted Mini-Wheats layered with the generic bagged knockoff of Fruity Pebbles, Life and for a little crunch, the generic bagged knockoff of Honeycomb. Of course my bowl of cereal was accompanied by three eggs fried over medium.
What the . . . words fail, GB, but I don’t think that is the picture of a balanced breakfast.