A mildly amusing event, in the course of my ride to Norway, Michigan last weekend in Ragnar’s colossal van, was our lunch in a biker bar.

We were deep in the wilds of Wisconsin when noon rolled around. Ragnar was following his GPS, which he’d apparently set to “Lose a Tail” mode, because the few towns we passed through were pretty small, and generally didn’t offer any places to eat. However, this being Wisconsin, there was usually at least one bar on every block. We agreed that bars often have food, and we’d look for one that advertised that commodity.

We soon found one, and rolled into the almost empty lot. Once we got inside, we realized, from the décor and the clothing of the customers, that it was a biker establishment.

This is the point where, in a movie or novel, we’d have been set on by toughs and forced to fight for our lives.

I think we might have taken them too, had it come to that.

Because Ragnar is still pretty dangerous, and the entire population of the saloon was the woman behind the bar, and a middle-aged couple in black leather who were more interested in each other than in stomping us.

Hey, we actually fit in pretty well. We had long hair and beards. All we lacked was the leathers.

We ordered hamburgers, which when they came were pretty good.

The only memorable incident was that the bartender noticed I’d paid her with bills stamped with those “Where’s George?” messages. “Are you one of those people who track these things?” she asked.

I said no, but I’d recently been paid by someone who tracks those things.

I think Ragnar was a little disappointed we didn’t get a chance to rumble.

Now that I’m on the subject, I’ve begun to wonder—are there any young motorcyclists anymore?

I remember when biker gangs were the very symbol of rebellious, dangerous youth. The young Marlon Brando. The adolescent Peter Fonda.

It seems as if Biker culture is dying out with the Baby Boomers. The people who ride motorcycles now have square jobs during the week, and get their Animal on on the weekends.

Or they’re retired.

Kind of like Viking reenactors.