Here’s a large handful of predictions for 2014. What will Joe Biden do? How will Europe continue to dissolve? Will Republicans take YouTube by storm? Will Miley Cyrus host a series on Masterpiece Theatre? Will Jonah Goldberg develop a new book?

In other news, How Many Novelists are at Work in America? Look at that list of stats at the top of the article. Wow. Across all genres, 1% chance of a published book being stocked in a brick-and-mortar store.