For your education and amusement, I present this infographic of 31 popular coffee drinks from around the world. It’s like a Disneyland exhibit for coffee without the tasting, which effectively ruins it.

Did you know that Americans rank 12th in coffee consumption around the world? The Netherlands is first, drinking daily 2.4 cups per capita. The U.S. ekes by at just under 1 cup a day. What’s with that?

Stop the presses! These so-called “cups of coffee” may not be of uniform size. This article reports Sweden and Norway as consuming more milligrams of coffee than The Netherlands. Where is the government to approve these reports before they go out? This is where freedom of the press gets us, friends. It’s got to stop.

Back to coffee, Seattle has the most coffee shops per capita of any U.S. city. They have 1,640. The San Francisco area has 1,379, placing it twelfth. Who is in second place? Anchorage with 172 shops and few people than most. Portland, Oregon is third with 876. (These are 2011 figures.)