The horror! The horror!

Our friend Loren Eaton writes about the horror genre today over at his blog, I Saw Lightning Fall. He argues that conservatives ought to embrace the genre, quoting Stephen King saying that horror is intrinsically conservative. He also embeds a trailer for a horror film that seems to have a pro-life message (it appears to have been out since August last. Has anyone heard of it? Did it go straight to DVD, as one would expect would happen to a conservative flick?).

Now, as you know, I don’t care for horror at all myself, largely because I’m a fraidy-cat. Life is already scarier than I like; why should I pay somebody to make me afraid?

But you folks out there; normal people–what do you think about horror?

I’ve got it!

For some time I’ve been dealing with the problem of controlling my weight.

Now, inspired by Pres. Obama (peace be upon him) and our legislators, I have seen the way to weight loss success!

Why do people get overweight? Because they take in more calories than they spend, of course.

Why don’t they spend enough calories? Because they’re inactive.

What do you need to become more active? Energy.

Where does energy come from? From food.

Therefore I shall eat more, in order to lose weight.

I call it my Weight Loss Stimulus Plan.

Forever Will It Dominate Your Destiny

Terry Teachout notes The Washington Post will continue book coverage only online and reminds us of this prediction. “It is the destiny of serious arts journalism to migrate to the Web.” I can’t foresee any counter-argument to this.

For a few dollars more

Today was about money, at least as I experienced it.

First of all, I paid the bookstore’s taxes. Deadline is Feb. 5, but I dread the experience so much I figured I’d just go ahead and file. One more week won’t make a lot of difference. Since most of our sales volume is textbooks for our school, exempt from sales tax in this state, we don’t really have to cough up a whole lot. It hardly seems worth the trouble. Not that I have any plans to skip it some year and see whether anybody notices.

I recall an old episode of “Death Valley Days” (why am I thinking about old TV westerns this week?). I think it was in the Ronald Reagan years or later (although for me “The Old Ranger” [Stanley Andrews] was always the proper host. When they replaced him with Ronald Reagan, I just assumed he’d died, but according to Wikipedia they simply fired him on account of his age. I guess nobody’d ever noticed before that The Old Ranger was… you know, old. So they brought in Reagan, who [this may surprise younger readers] was not always ancient. Then came Robert Taylor and Dale Robertson). Continue reading For a few dollars more

TV Is Old School

New HBO competitor to launch online before broadcasting via cable or satellite. Studio 3 Networks is the effort of three major movie studios to create “an entirely new category of entertainment service for consumers that is unlike anything that currently exists.” The site will be called “epix” and allow Netizens to watch full length recent and classic movies from these studios as well as see “directors’ script notes, outtakes, auditions and other extras like trivia and games.”

Chattanooga Libraries Need Work

Consultants were hired; a report submitted. Apparently, the Chattanooga-Hamilton County library system needs work. The Times-Free Press reports:

The Chattanooga libraries spend about $2.04 per capita on materials, almost $2 less than most other libraries in the benchmark group. The money the library does spend is overwhelmingly used for books and periodicals for adults — 88.5 percent — which the consultants called a poor allocation of resources because almost 35 percent of materials checked out are for children and teens.

Many materials in the library are rarely used, such as federal documents, which are largely available online but take up nearly an entire floor of the downtown library, the consultants said.

At one library branch, Ms. Kent said she found a college guide from 1998, something that should have been discarded years ago.

“They kept it because they didn’t have the money to replace it and figured something was better than nothing,” she said. “There are a lot of instances when nothing is better than something.”

The report says visits to the library are down, but an earlier article claimed they were up, in part due to job seekers using the Internet. Note this beautiful sentence from the library director (I believe this was spoken, not written, so maybe the verbage is understandable). “Our library circulation has gone up at 4 days a week at the branches over what it was when it was 5 days a week in the branches and the book budget is lower than it was in 1985.”

Honestly, I don’t know what to think about this. I know the system needs improvements, but I don’t like hearing complaints about ugly public buildings. I fear it means raising taxes, and I’m fairly suspicious of that at the moment. I want to hear wisdom and restraint from my government leaders at every level. If we need fund-raisers for the library, great.

Starving or Something Like It

Sherry reviews Suzanne Collins latest book, The Hunger Games. “The Hunger Games are a yearly event in Panem in which two selected participants, a boy and a girl, from each of 12 districts, are forced to fight to the death in a prepared, and hostile, environment. No one gets voted off this ‘island,’ however, and only one person can win, the last man or woman left alive.”

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