If it has to happen, I guess this is the night for it. As much as eight inches of snow is expected tonight. There’s no pressure to fire up the snowblower before morning, when delivery is complete. So I can relax tonight, and I have my work planned for me tomorrow.
So far it’s been a pretty textbook winter here. Cold and snow have arrived right on schedule. I was going to make a joke about Global Warming promoters saying, “It’s quiet. Too quiet.” But they’re having crazy weather in Europe, so that doesn’t work.
But has there ever been a year when the weather wasn’t crazy someplace in the world?
Below, my simple, three-step template for social change in the modern world. Our cast of characters consist of a Liberal and a Conservative.
Step One:
Liberal: Let’s do this! It’ll be great!
Conservative: I don’t know. Seems like that might change everything.
Liberal: Nah, don’t worry about it. Nothing important will change. You won’t notice a thing.
Step Two:
Conservative: Everything has changed. You said it wouldn’t.
Liberal: Why are you afraid of change?
Step Three:
Conservative: Everything has changed, and it’s all gotten worse.
Liberal: You’re a bigot.