- John McCain, in a speech, September 4, 2008
“Arthur eastward in arms purposed
his war to wage on the wild marches,
over seas sailing to Saxon lands,
from the Roman realm ruin defending."
Thus begins a new epic poem by the beloved author of The Lord of the Rings. What's that, you ask? How can write a new poem when he's been dead since 1973? Bah! What is death among friends?